[stumpy]

My sister sold me to a neighbor for twenty five cents when I was about 3.

[knak]

I was adopted. My older brother told me when I was about 7 that when they got me, I had a brain problem. It was so small they had to have me operated on. They planted this really small brain in my head. It grew over the years and got bigger and bigger and bigger. When it got the size of a BB it rolled out of my ear. I went crying to my mom. I've never forgotten it! Jerk.

[Sacajaweau]

That takes the prize!!