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IRAQI TV - "SADDAM HUSSEIN" STATEMENT "LIVE" THREAD
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Posted on 04/01/2003 9:04:26 AM PST by iowaboy
Live thread for your comments.
So far, it's just the "Ministry of Information" guy. I hate this guy.
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To: honeygrl
Part of the skit is in my post #105. Not hard to find on the internet. Its one of their most famous skits!
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posted on
04/01/2003 9:24:21 AM PST
by
areafiftyone
(God Bless George Bush and Tony Blair!)
To: iowaboy
The rumour, I heard from my usually reliable well placed sources, was that he (Saddam, not my source!) had lost both legs during that first night's bombing, which is why he was shown in his subsequent television appearances like Elvis in 1956 on Ed Sullivan, from the waist up!
122
posted on
04/01/2003 9:24:25 AM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(Subvert the dominant cliche!)
To: alnick
LOL!!!Thanks for the laugh!! This should be on the Comedy Central!!
To: mware
.. and his dog Paddlefoot.
124
posted on
04/01/2003 9:25:24 AM PST
by
Coachm
To: TheAbbodad
"This just in, Saddam Hissain is viliantly holding on to his fight to remain dead."
Next week, General Elissimo Francisco Franco live interview.
125
posted on
04/01/2003 9:25:28 AM PST
by
Only1choice____Freedom
(Again, protestors have NO RIGHT TO BE HEARD, only a freedom to speak.)
To: mlbford2
Oh yeah, I love W. But you have to admit he gets his wording a little garbled sometimes. Not so much as lately.Absolutely. :-)
126
posted on
04/01/2003 9:25:56 AM PST
by
alnick
To: patriot5186
Saddams latest cadaver double.
To: John H K
Bummer. I don't think I've ever seen that one. And does anyone remember who wrote the FR version of the Bring Out Yer Dead sketch with Saddamn. That was hysterical!
To: Poohbah
'Bring out your dead!'
[thud]
[clang]
CART MASTER:
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[cough cough...]
[clang]
[...cough cough]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead! Ninepence.
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out...
[rewr!]
...your dead!
[rewr!]
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER:
Here's one.
CART MASTER:
Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
What?
CUSTOMER:
Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER:
Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not!
CART MASTER:
He isn't?
CUSTOMER:
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER:
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER:
Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON:
I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART MASTER:
I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON:
I feel fine!
CUSTOMER:
Well, do us a favour.
CART MASTER:
I can't.
CUSTOMER:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART MASTER:
No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER:
Well, when's your next round?
CART MASTER:
Thursday.
DEAD PERSON:
I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER:
Ah, thanks very much.
CART MASTER:
Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER:
Right. All right.
To: honeygrl
No, I want a transcript of this "message" from Saddam. From what I've seen posted, it sounds like its almost as funny as Monte Python.
To: sanchmo
BREAKING NEWS:
This just in to our Weekend News Desk...
Saddam Hussein is still dead.
I wonder if SNL will pick this up. Bring back the old joke about Franco from the 70's.
131
posted on
04/01/2003 9:26:30 AM PST
by
Kozak
To: FryingPan101
series BAAWWAAAHAAAAA
To: lmavk
Yup. They must have run out of "original" video tape. Now all they have left is his speechwriter. Gee THAT's gonna convince the world he's still alive.
133
posted on
04/01/2003 9:27:14 AM PST
by
CPL BAUM
(for the greater glory of God, Country & Corps.)
To: Frapster
It was the Iraqi information minister reading the statement. No Saddam nowhere.
134
posted on
04/01/2003 9:27:23 AM PST
by
Ozarkie
To: Revolting cat!
He was looking too relaxed to have lost both legs IMO.
135
posted on
04/01/2003 9:27:47 AM PST
by
B4Ranch
(Keep America safe! Thank the troops for our freedom.)
To: 1poedpatriot
" I fart in their general direction ", is a line from a monty python sketch as the english were fighting the french, no less !! "Why do you think we have these OUTRAGEOUS accents?!"
136
posted on
04/01/2003 9:28:42 AM PST
by
7 x 77
To: paul51
I'll have my Mullah talk to your Mullah and we'll do lunch.
137
posted on
04/01/2003 9:28:51 AM PST
by
Only1choice____Freedom
(Again, protestors have NO RIGHT TO BE HEARD, only a freedom to speak.)
To: Adam-ondi-Ahman
I am waiting for whatzhisname from the New York magazine to stand up complain that he was not briefed by the senior leader of Iraq, only some middle-class assistant, and besides there was no series news.
To: paul51
No, wait. You have your people call my people about doing lunch and then my people can call your people about doing jihad.
To: 7 x 77
A moose bit my sister once...
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