[dep]

oh, yes. cnn is out to get him. msnbc is out to get him. when abc fired him for the ounce of cocaine found on his desk, that must have been a plant. the guy who whacked him across the face with a chair is a secret space alien sent from the planet xerxes to make sure geraldo does not tell the terrible secret he knows.

for geraldo, getting out of bed in the morning is, apparently, life-threatening. or he could be certifiably nuts.

dep

[A CA Guy]

Hey if this doesn't work out with Fox, Geraldo always has the animal planet where he can teach on the various uses and exciting life of gerbils...

[kcvl]

Geraldo getting pulled from Iraq?
Despite reports Fox taking him out, reporter broadcasts from war zone

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Posted: March 31, 2003
1:49 p.m. Eastern



© 2003 WorldNetDaily.com


Despite a Reuters report quoting a Pentagon spokesman as claiming Fox News Channel correspondent Geraldo Rivera will be removed from Iraq, Rivera is reporting today from deep inside Iraq and insisting his ouster is a vicious rumor being spread by cable news competitor MSNBC.

The Pentagon says Rivera is being disciplined after reportedly divulging information about coalition troop movement in the war.





http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=31799

[fight_truth_decay]

CNN, MSNBC and ABC..have their own set of ongoing problems.

Shhh..that space alien and I share the same ship. How did you know about Xerses? Damn imbedded galaxy reporters!