To: MoJo2001; LindaSOG; radu; Radix; bentfeather; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; southerngrit; ...
Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:
Two roads were in the pub, a Motorway and an 'A' Road, and they were
chatting at the bar.
The Motorway says to the 'A' Road: "I'm the hardest, meanest, toughest road
there is. I've got the highest speed limit, I have the most lanes and carry
the greatest volume of traffic. I'm as hard as nails, me."
The 'A' Road says: "Yes, but I'm the back-bone of the country. There's many
times more miles of 'A' Road than Motorway, I go everywhere from countryside
to city, big town and small town, and in total I carry more cars than any
other road. I am the undisputed heavyweight champion of roads."
Then a small pink road walks up to the bar and orders an orange juice and
lemonade. The Motorway and 'A' Road immediately go quiet, and stare at their
drinks, desperately trying not to catch the attention of the small pink
road, who gets his drink and goes and sits in the corner.
The barman says to the Motorway and 'A' Road: "I thought you were the
biggest, baddest, toughest and best roads in the country!"
And the motorway replies: "Yeah, but you don't want to mess with him -- he's
a cycle path."
36 posted on
03/31/2003 4:18:04 AM PST by
tomkow6
(This is my tag line, there are many like it, but this one is mine....I stole this tag line)
To: tomkow6
Good morning tomkow6. you must be getting REALLY desperate for jokes if you are now telling them about "two roads at a pub." You can borrow some of mine, but only those that I have already shared!!!
AND .... did you steal my sign? I can't seem to find my "OPEN 24 HOURS" sign. Hmmmmmm???? Got to go. Keep those troops entertained until I get back.
87 posted on
03/31/2003 6:52:18 AM PST by
beachn4fun
(If so many are against the war, why are they only bashing America and Bush? We are not there alone.)
To: tomkow6; MoJo2001; LindaSOG; radu; Radix; bentfeather; Kathy in Alaska; Severa; Bethbg79; ...
To my fellow Canteeners, our Troops, Vets, Allies and your families
258 posted on
03/31/2003 3:54:35 PM PST by
LaDivaLoca
(God bless President Bush, our Military and may He bless America)
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