[Southack]

Special Forces soldier: "Captain, I have cutoff the last fiber cable from Baghdad to Basra."

Captain: "Can you tap the Basra side of that fiber link with your sink kit?"

"Yes, Sir!"

Captain: "How's your Arabic?"

"Rusty, sir."

Captain: "Well, don't spend much time on it, just tap it and shout something stupid like: Saddam commands all Ba'athists in Basra to leave their urban cover and race out on the open highway tomorrow and Noon."

...Later...

Fox News: "A convoy of Iraqi armor was spotted racing away from Basra at Noon today, followed by fist fights among allied fighter pilots for who got the right to kill all of the easy targets..."

[Recovering_Democrat]

Fox News: "A convoy of Iraqi armor was spotted racing away from Basra at Noon today, followed by fist fights among allied fighter pilots for who got the right to kill all of the easy targets..."

LOL!

[Zack Nguyen]

LOL!

[wardaddy]

LOL...I know it's not really funny...but it pleases me...more of their guys die...less left to kill ours.

[Darksheare]

I always wanted to get the "Don't Tread On Me" flag made in subdued colors.
Kinda like a black field with the snake and letters in ghost grey.
I'd fly one in my front yard. take it camping, and put it on a 'jackstaff' on a canoe when I go down the Delaware River.

[Dog Gone]

Fox News: "A convoy of Iraqi armor was spotted racing away from Basra at Noon today, followed by fist fights among allied fighter pilots for who got the right to kill all of the easy targets..."

Last night, either Fox or MSNBC was interviewing a female fighter pilot who had just returned from bombing at Karbala. She was pretty darn good looking, too, and had the nickname "Thumper." Her plane had been hit by lightning, knocking her threat warning system out, but she kept on with the mission.

That was one tough chick, and I have no doubt she could kick my butt.