"I had a dream about the United States," he said. "I could see the whole country, and over every building and home was a banner," said Saddam.
"What was on the banner?" asked Mr. Bush.
"LONG LIVE SADDAM!" answered the dictator.
"I'm so glad that you called," said President Bush, "because I too had a dream. In my dream, I saw Iraq and it was more beautiful than ever; totally rebuilt with many tall, gleaming office buildings, large residential subdivisions with swimming pools in every yard; and over every building and home was a big, beautiful banner."
"What did the banner say?" asked Saddam.
"I don't know," answered President Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."
Reminds me of the joke about the Irish pub habitants who call off a war with Iraq because there's no way they can handle 2 million POWs....