Two of your favorites beg for a caption: (I tried to make mine as juvenile as possible.)

[Samwise]

Old saying:

A man with two watches never knows what time it is.

[mikrofon]

HT: "Walter, please accept this humidor of fine Cuban cigars for your enjoyment {wink, wink}"

[jeremiah]

Don't tell Dorothy the destination of the balloon, and BRING ME THOSE RUBY SLIPPERS!!!

[Paul Atreides]

Two corpses take time from voting from Dims to pose for a picture.

[Rocko]

Walter and Wilted.

[Paul Atreides]

voting for Dims

[bannie]

There should be a LAW against true, unalterable UGLY.

[SERE_DOC]

Walter: Helen it appears that you had a run in with Mr. Shoe... repeatedly

Helen: Gimey, mine all mine gimeeeeeeee it's all mine

and your little dog too! oops wrong movie

[Charles Henrickson]

Helen of Thomas: The face that launched a thousand quips.

[fishbabe]

it was reported in the esteemed new york times that walter cronkite and helen thomas were smiling but everyone knows it was just gas!!!!!!

[stands2reason]

"Cronkite and Thomas share this year's award for 'Senile Old Liberal Coot Whose Time Has Passed'.

[Quix]

Your wiggle and my waggle sho ain't what they used to be!

[Quix]

"What an awesome gift--a lock of Karl Marx's hair! THANKS!"

Crazy Commies.

[GSWarrior]

Two broken watches are right four times a day.

[InvisibleChurch]

"Helen, my dear. You are even more beautiful than you were when the astronauts landed on the moon. Come run away with me to the casbah."

"Oh, Walter, you know I'm married to my work."

"D*mn, oh d*mn ... news journalism is a harsh, jealous mistress. I understand, Helen. Now go and don't turn back lest I shed a tear like the day President Kennedy was shot."

[E Rocc]

The fossil display at the Smithsonian unveils its latest exhibit.

-Eric

[Ole Okie]

Crankcase and Crankcase Drippings.

[yoe]

This picture gives new meaning to senility.

[Claire Voyant]

"Your face is so ugly it takes TWO watches to stop."

"You were senile when I was still looking OK".

[MortMan]

Countering the claim that they are actually the same (butt-ugly) person, Helen (Nutty Aunt) Thomas and Walter (the voice of unreason) Kronkite appear together at last. Missing, however, is Alfred E. (What, me worry?) Newman...