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Posted on 03/19/2003 5:17:34 PM PST by O.C. - Old Cracker
Walter (under his breath):"Helen, you're wearing two watches!"
Helen (through her teeth):"Walter, is that you?"
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Old saying:
A man with two watches never knows what time it is.
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posted on
03/19/2003 5:57:45 PM PST
by
Samwise
(Never Forget)
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
HT: "Walter, please accept this humidor of fine Cuban cigars for your enjoyment {wink, wink}"
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posted on
03/19/2003 5:57:59 PM PST
by
mikrofon
(Just War, Baby!)
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Don't tell Dorothy the destination of the balloon, and BRING ME THOSE RUBY SLIPPERS!!!
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posted on
03/19/2003 5:58:11 PM PST
by
jeremiah
(Sunshine scares all of them, for they all are cockaroaches)
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Two corpses take time from voting from Dims to pose for a picture.
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Walter and Wilted.
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posted on
03/19/2003 5:59:20 PM PST
by
Rocko
To: Paul Atreides
voting for Dims
To: way-right-of-center
There should be a LAW against true, unalterable UGLY.
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posted on
03/19/2003 6:11:31 PM PST
by
bannie
(Carrying the burdon of being a poor speller)
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Walter: Helen it appears that you had a run in with Mr. Shoe... repeatedly
Helen: Gimey, mine all mine gimeeeeeeee it's all mine
and your little dog too! oops wrong movie
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posted on
03/19/2003 6:13:21 PM PST
by
SERE_DOC
(Murphy's rules for combat #14 The equipment you are using was made by the lowest bidder!)
To: Constitution Day
Helen of Thomas: The face that launched a thousand quips.
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
it was reported in the esteemed new york times that walter cronkite and helen thomas were smiling but everyone knows it was just gas!!!!!!
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posted on
03/19/2003 7:21:37 PM PST
by
fishbabe
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
"Cronkite and Thomas share this year's award for 'Senile Old Liberal Coot Whose Time Has Passed'.
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Your wiggle and my waggle sho ain't what they used to be!
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posted on
03/19/2003 7:34:17 PM PST
by
Quix
(MARCH BIBLE CODES DIGEST LATEST RESEARCH COMPARES WAR AND PEACE VS BIBLE W SURPRISES 4 BOTH SIDES)
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
"What an awesome gift--a lock of Karl Marx's hair! THANKS!"
Crazy Commies.
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posted on
03/19/2003 7:35:26 PM PST
by
Quix
(MARCH BIBLE CODES DIGEST LATEST RESEARCH COMPARES WAR AND PEACE VS BIBLE W SURPRISES 4 BOTH SIDES)
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Two broken watches are right four times a day.
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
"Helen, my dear. You are even more beautiful than you were when the astronauts landed on the moon. Come run away with me to the casbah."
"Oh, Walter, you know I'm married to my work."
"D*mn, oh d*mn ... news journalism is a harsh, jealous mistress. I understand, Helen. Now go and don't turn back lest I shed a tear like the day President Kennedy was shot."
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
The fossil display at the Smithsonian unveils its latest exhibit.
-Eric
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posted on
03/20/2003 4:24:59 AM PST
by
E Rocc
(Stamp Out Saddamy)
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Crankcase and Crankcase Drippings.
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posted on
03/20/2003 4:26:46 AM PST
by
Ole Okie
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
This picture gives new meaning to senility.
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posted on
03/20/2003 4:41:20 AM PST
by
yoe
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
"Your face is so ugly it takes TWO watches to stop."
"You were senile when I was still looking OK".
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posted on
03/20/2003 4:46:18 AM PST
by
Claire Voyant
((visualize whirled peas))
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Countering the claim that they are actually the same (butt-ugly) person, Helen (Nutty Aunt) Thomas and Walter (the voice of unreason) Kronkite appear together at last. Missing, however, is Alfred E. (What, me worry?) Newman...
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posted on
03/20/2003 5:27:27 AM PST
by
MortMan
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