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Two of your favorites beg for a caption: (I tried to make mine as juvenile as possible.)

Posted on 03/19/2003 5:17:34 PM PST by O.C. - Old Cracker

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To: O.C. - Old Cracker
We won the Order of Lenin, together!
21 posted on 03/19/2003 5:30:47 PM PST by expatpat
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To: anniegetyourgun
More like Crusty and Crustier
22 posted on 03/19/2003 5:31:19 PM PST by cincifuerst
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker
She reminds me of the Penquin in the second Batman movie.
23 posted on 03/19/2003 5:31:50 PM PST by Vicki (Truth and Reality)
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Q: What's the difference between Helen Thomas and Walter Cronkite?

A: One's a bitter, old, has-been reporter who has demonstrated extremely poor judgement and has lost the respect of many in the country...

and the other one....

Never mind. There is no difference. Sorry to bother ya.
24 posted on 03/19/2003 5:32:07 PM PST by Hoverbug (whadda ya mean, "we don't get parachutes"!?!)
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker
After a torrid affair 50 years ago, they named their bastard child Hans Blix
25 posted on 03/19/2003 5:32:39 PM PST by pfflier
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Boy, she's even ugly in black & white...
26 posted on 03/19/2003 5:34:17 PM PST by COBOL2Java
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker
The Most Trusted and the Most Rusted.

Leni

27 posted on 03/19/2003 5:35:56 PM PST by MinuteGal (THIS JUST IN ! Astonishing fare reduction for FReeps Ahoy Cruise! Check it out, pronto!)
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To: COBOL2Java
She has a certain "transvestite-ish" look about her!

C_E
28 posted on 03/19/2003 5:37:01 PM PST by clueless_expert
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker
"Now Eddie, you put this under Herman's chair, when he farts, the gas will trigger a large explosion causing the time portal to open up again , and you'll go back to being the young hairy werewolf you used to be."
29 posted on 03/19/2003 5:37:44 PM PST by pipecorp
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Walter Mitty and his Old Biddy
30 posted on 03/19/2003 5:37:57 PM PST by Palladin (Proud to be a FReeper!)
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To: Argus
Walter Cronkite presents the Hasty Pudding Award for Lifetime Achievement In Drag to Marty Feldman.

I laughed for about 10 minutes on this one...so much so that I couldn't look at the picture any more.

31 posted on 03/19/2003 5:38:29 PM PST by Heff
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To: Argus
Lifetime Achievement In Drag to Marty Feldman

I think it's Grandpa from the "Munsters".

32 posted on 03/19/2003 5:39:56 PM PST by 7 x 77
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Helen says to herself, I wonder when the viagra is going to kick in? Walter thinks to himself I bet Helen would like a real pearl neckless.
33 posted on 03/19/2003 5:41:15 PM PST by TBall
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Grumpy Old Men

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

34 posted on 03/19/2003 5:41:40 PM PST by mikeb704
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After a torrid affair 50 years ago, they named their bastard child Hans Blix

Dameon! Dameon, where are you!

35 posted on 03/19/2003 5:42:54 PM PST by 7 x 77
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Helen: Walter,I thought you were dead? Walter: Helen, I thought YOU were dead!
36 posted on 03/19/2003 5:44:17 PM PST by ohiobushman
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To: Lancey Howard
Helen,"I'm wearing two watches so I'll be right four times a day."
37 posted on 03/19/2003 5:45:28 PM PST by tet68 (Jeremiah 51:24 ..."..Before your eyes I will repay Babylon for all the wrong they have done in Zion")
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker

Out of uniform and stoned out of his mind, Captain Crunch hands out "World's Saggiest Neck Skin" award to this year's winner.

38 posted on 03/19/2003 5:45:52 PM PST by Reaganesque
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker

Seperated at Birth?

39 posted on 03/19/2003 5:55:57 PM PST by way-right-of-center (I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.-- Will Rogers)
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To: Constitution Day
Actually, one was hidden in a roll of fat when she crawled out from under her bridge this morning.
40 posted on 03/19/2003 5:57:28 PM PST by Doohickey
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