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Posted on 03/19/2003 5:17:34 PM PST by O.C. - Old Cracker
Walter (under his breath):"Helen, you're wearing two watches!"
Helen (through her teeth):"Walter, is that you?"
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker
We won the Order of Lenin, together!
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posted on
03/19/2003 5:30:47 PM PST
by
expatpat
To: anniegetyourgun
More like Crusty and Crustier
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
She reminds me of the Penquin in the second Batman movie.
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posted on
03/19/2003 5:31:50 PM PST
by
Vicki
(Truth and Reality)
Q: What's the difference between Helen Thomas and Walter Cronkite?
A: One's a bitter, old, has-been reporter who has demonstrated extremely poor judgement and has lost the respect of many in the country...
and the other one....
Never mind. There is no difference. Sorry to bother ya.
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posted on
03/19/2003 5:32:07 PM PST
by
Hoverbug
(whadda ya mean, "we don't get parachutes"!?!)
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
After a torrid affair 50 years ago, they named their bastard child Hans Blix
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posted on
03/19/2003 5:32:39 PM PST
by
pfflier
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Boy, she's even ugly in black & white...
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
The Most Trusted and the Most Rusted.
Leni
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posted on
03/19/2003 5:35:56 PM PST
by
MinuteGal
(THIS JUST IN ! Astonishing fare reduction for FReeps Ahoy Cruise! Check it out, pronto!)
To: COBOL2Java
She has a certain "transvestite-ish" look about her!
C_E
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
"Now Eddie, you put this under Herman's chair, when he farts, the gas will trigger a large explosion causing the time portal to open up again , and you'll go back to being the young hairy werewolf you used to be."
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posted on
03/19/2003 5:37:44 PM PST
by
pipecorp
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Walter Mitty and his Old Biddy
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posted on
03/19/2003 5:37:57 PM PST
by
Palladin
(Proud to be a FReeper!)
To: Argus
Walter Cronkite presents the Hasty Pudding Award for Lifetime Achievement In Drag to Marty Feldman. I laughed for about 10 minutes on this one...so much so that I couldn't look at the picture any more.
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posted on
03/19/2003 5:38:29 PM PST
by
Heff
To: Argus
Lifetime Achievement In Drag to Marty Feldman I think it's Grandpa from the "Munsters".
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posted on
03/19/2003 5:39:56 PM PST
by
7 x 77
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Helen says to herself, I wonder when the viagra is going to kick in? Walter thinks to himself I bet Helen would like a real pearl neckless.
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posted on
03/19/2003 5:41:15 PM PST
by
TBall
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
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posted on
03/19/2003 5:41:40 PM PST
by
mikeb704
To: pfflier
After a torrid affair 50 years ago, they named their bastard child Hans Blix Dameon! Dameon, where are you!
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posted on
03/19/2003 5:42:54 PM PST
by
7 x 77
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Helen: Walter,I thought you were dead? Walter: Helen, I thought YOU were dead!
To: Lancey Howard
Helen,"I'm wearing two watches so I'll be right four times a day."
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posted on
03/19/2003 5:45:28 PM PST
by
tet68
(Jeremiah 51:24 ..."..Before your eyes I will repay Babylon for all the wrong they have done in Zion")
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Out of uniform and stoned out of his mind, Captain Crunch hands out "World's Saggiest Neck Skin" award to this year's winner.
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Seperated at Birth?
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posted on
03/19/2003 5:55:57 PM PST
by
way-right-of-center
(I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.-- Will Rogers)
To: Constitution Day
Actually, one was hidden in a roll of fat when she crawled out from under her bridge this morning.
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