Posted on 03/19/2003 12:04:07 PM PST by sonofatpatcher2
Operation "Win One for the Gipper" Update
Just inside Iraq- Operation "Win One for the Gipper"
is off and running.
Tom Daschel and Natalie Maines
have surrendered to United States Marines and are being sent to Gitmo for Animal Abuse Conseling.
Senators Robert Byrd and
Hillary Clinton have resigned their seanate seats
Bird to go into private pratice.
Hillary will take over Susan Sarandon's role in the Oxygen Channel's new series "Bitches of Dune."
The remaining two Dixie Chicks
are rethinking their positions.
Janeane Garofalo had fallen off the wagon
and was last reported squatting in a crack house off Sunset.
Osama bin
has gone changed his position.
Decease actor Jimmy Stewart got so mad at the current crop of entertainers,
he rose from the grave and just got back from leading a B-52 strike on Hollywood and Beverly Hills.
And reports indicate Jane Fonda
is MIA after the Iraqi Anti-Aircraft Position she commanded in the Southern No-Fly Zone was blasted by F-15s and F-14s.
So, me and R. Lee say, 
"Saddam, you maggot, you can go to hell, We're going fishing!"
Film at 11.
Don't believe that crap of this fight being called Operation Iraqi Freedom. The name is Operation "Win One for the Gipper" and it continues.
Here is film at 11 or so CST:
Waking to reports that Saddam had been
killed in a early morning air attack,
French President Chirac offer his thoughts:
President Bush was on the phone
this morning with an envoy from an
Arab country offering to get a message
to the Iraq leadership.
Susan Sarandon,
upon hearing report on CBS that Iraqi television's main antenna was destroyed by US warplanes, made plans to go to Baghdad to offer her head as a replacement receiving device.
Pre-empting CBS coverage of March Maddness,
Dan Rather went on a special live edition of
the Letterman Show to respond to questions
that Saddam had been killed in US air attacks
and a double was on Iraqi TV:
"Dave, I know Saddam and know him as well as a heffer knows her calf. I've been as close to Saddam's ass as that calf to his momma's teat. So I can say with the certainty of a Christian hold four aces and a .45 that the Saddam on Iraqi TV this morning is the without doubt the Saddam I have known and loves all these years!"
Breaking News: Iraqi TV is offereing a threat
to kill this dog if the US does not halt all military action within 10 minutes.
American troops entering Iraq are
having their first encounter with Iraqi civilians.
Meanwhile, I'll kick back here
and wait for for further developments or my call-up for deployment.
"Dan Rather reporting
as we take you live to Paris where CBS News has found Saddam had taken both asylum and a wife. Liz, Liz? Can you tell about the wedding details?">BR<
"Of course, Dan. It was lovely!"
We are getting Allies from every where in the galaxy! The Force is with us!
Los Angeles- US Marines have taken the Kodak Theater,
assuring there will not be any anti-war speeches at the Oscar Awards...
Film at 11
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