Black XVIII: "W's Promise!!"

MudCave ^ | 18 March 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"W's Promise!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")

Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...DemRATS ain't gonna git MUD's Dreams!!

Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!

Right won big once off the Normandy coast...
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Limbaugh REALLY went after ABC NEWS on today's show...Jennings needs to get run outta the Country on a rail, IMHO!! Can we still tar and feather folks?!

"This Blessed Ground"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")

I was six years old, American flag in my hand...
Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam.
Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz Pa'd made it through it...
We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground...
He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around...
This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now,
Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"

Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules!
Political fights between The Wrong and The Right...
Networks treat us like we're fools.
As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck,
While sellin' secrets to Chi-Com scum...
Algore grasped their illegal cash, sordid times had come...
To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!

Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse...
Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more.
Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret...
Mudboy says, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!"

It's our turn now, let's show 'em how...
To devolve Power, to your hometown.
So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny!
Forcin' out these crooks, it's our destiny!
I'm Thirty-Five, got two kids of my own now...
Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea..
I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Three Little Words"
(To be sung to Bob Marley's "Three Little Birds"*)

*Yep...Radical,RightWing,RebelRedneckRockers Really Regale Reggae...

Don't worry...about a thing...
'Cuz every little things gonna be alright...
Don't worry...about Ol' Slick...
I'm tellin' ya, "All we gotta do is FIGHT!!"
Rise up 'gainst Tyranny...
Smile as we FReep Clinton...
Three little words..."RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT."
Singin', "DETHRONE." MUD's Ballads are quite sincere...
FReepers, this is my message to you-ou-ooouu!!

RightWingers, don't worry...about Ol' Slick...
'Cuz this next election's gonna go all Right!!
Limbaugh, don't worry...(don't worry)...about yer swing...
All them Lib'ral Twits gonna feel our Might!!
Stayed up 'til mornin'...welcomed the risin' sun...
Three little words..."RE-IMPEACH! CONVICT!"
Croonin' "DETHRONE!"...MUD's Ballads are Pure and True...
Singin' "Justice's my message to you-ou-ooouu!!"

Don't worry...about the House...
'Cuz they will RE-IMPEACH on a cool Fall night...(I Promise...)
Singin' "Don't worry 'bout the Senate...
'Cuz Mississippi Trent's gonna hold a Trial...(we'll CONVICT!!)
Don't worry...about the Press...
'Cuz all their Lib'ral Lies gonna be ignored...(can't touch our 'Net!!)
Don't worry...about the Left...
'Cuz all them Lib'ral COWARDS gonna fold, not fight!!
Sheeple, don't worry...

(Fade to finish)

Stay happy, mon...MUD

47 Posted on 09/07/2000 17:41:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim (MudMarley.com)

[Mudboy Slim]

Lookee what I found while surfin' Black I...

Men in Battle Theme (Based on "Men in Black" by Will Smith

Here comes the big attack
(Uh it's the M.I.B.'s)
(Uh here come the M.I.B.'s)
Here comes the big attack (big attack!)
Hankie heads, surrender!

Nah, nah, nah,
The good guys dress in black, remember that,
As the SAS and Delta on night ops make contact.
The title held by me... M.I.B.
Means evil terrorists, don't f*** with me.
So don't blink,
Think what was there but now's gone.
Taliban's here today, but has passed on.
Talk with strength, move in silence,
Putting an end to terrorist violence.
We've got every bastard on a government list.
They'll soon regret they exist,
Their names are all well known.
They should be warned,
Watch your back.
Cause you never quite know where the M.I.B.'s is at,
Uh and...

Here comes the big attack. (big attack)
The West's great defenders. (uh oh, uh oh)
Here comes the big attack. (big attack)
Hankie heads, surrender. (now surrender)

Now from the deepest of the darkest of night,
On the horizon, come Apaches to their site,
Choppers zoom, only impending doom.
But then like BOOM the terrorists blow up.
With the quickness they leave no witness,
Vapouriser, neutraliser.
Camel jockeys become less than memories.
All thanks to the M.I.B.'s.
Gurkhas say please,
"Right blokes, that's the way we kick it.
Ya know what I mean,
I say my khukuri gets wicked on ya."
A good offence becomes the best and powerful defence,
Against the worst scum in the universe.
So both cheer us and fear us.
If Osama ever gets near us, don't jeer us.
We're the fearless.
M.I.B.'s hit the bastards with all the flack.
What's that mean?
A huge mo'fo attack.
Uh, M-m-m-...

Here comes the big attack. (big attack)
The West's great defenders. (ooh ooh)
Here comes the big attack. (big attack)
Hankie heads, surrender. (now surrender)

Best Regards, Ivan

459 posted on 10/04/2001 5:17 AM EDT by MadIvan

FReegards, Ivan & HG...MUD

[FreeTheHostages]

I keep forgetting to mention this, but Mud's thread is as good a place as any to note:

every single day since the war has started, police have been deployed to Dupont Circle as a starting point to deploy elsewhere for leftist disobedience. Today at 2 p.m. there were 15 cops there, just waiting to see what nonsense was started today.

right now there's a helicopter over the white house so I assume they're up to no good again

they're wasting a lot of police resources

[sultan88]

Worthless left coast.

Lord, keep me in Virginia till I die!

[goldilucky]

Let's hope they get Hillary too!

[goldilucky]

Slick, children burned in yer Waco Raid...

Of course we can give our thanks to commie pantload Reno for killing innocent people. Hopes she fries in hell for that one.

[sultan88]

"I Want You/We'll Git You"

Is this a new FReep or a "golden oldie" that I hadn't seen before?? Well, either way, I like it. Have you done "Positively 4th Street" yet??

[sultan88]

Didja notice that Ol' Sultan clamped down on the 388 post??

[Mudboy Slim]

"YO!! EVERYBODY!!!"

Right won big once off the Normandy coast...
But somehow FRench Fergot OUR Cost!!
It's TIME Right Fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Fer all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' Promises's ARE Broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment Steals Something from DEEP in Yer Soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!"
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP DemHollyWeirdo MORONS!!
'Cuz, folks, RATS' LeftWing Hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!! ...War's THE Cost FReepers are Willin' to PAY!!
RATS're Slick's HO-O-O's!!! Left Shall Tire of Defending Slick's STAIN!!
Justice Be BO-O-OLD!!! "FReedom AIN'T FRee!!" Daddy'd always say.
Country, LET'S RO-O-OLL!!! WE AIN'T Gonna Take It, Y'All...Tyrants Shall Be Made To PA-A-AY!!!

So Sayeth the Word of...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Good work, buddy...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

This is a waaaay old one...since that flood came thru the MudCave a coupla days back yonder, I've been sortin' thru a bunch of ol' papers and am finding a lotta old songs I'd completely fergot about...LOL!! I'll try to get a few posted as time permits...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

The HildaBeast allegedly played a HUUUUUUUGE role in forcing her hubby to pull the trigger on "THE Waco RAID/SLAUGHTER!!"

FReegards, ma'am...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Me, too...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Lord, keep me in Virginia till I die!!"

'Ceptin' fer ROADTRIPS!!!

LOOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"police have been deployed to Dupont Circle as a starting point to deploy elsewhere for leftist disobedience. Today at 2 p.m. there were 15 cops there, just waiting to see what nonsense was started today. right now there's a helicopter over the white house so I assume they're up to no good again....they're wasting a lot of police resources"

I don't see this lasting ferever, though, the AmuricunPeeples will not put up with the DemonRATS' Civil Disobedience ferever...my fuse is already gittin' a bit short in dealin' with it...LOL!!

There is a Right and a Wrong here, and the DemonRAT Left that promulgates this DomesticTerrorism is most-assuredly WRONG!! WE, OTOH, are the GoodGuys 'cuz WE ARE RIGHT!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...you goin' to that MRC dinner on Thursday?

[Mudboy Slim]

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"RichmondTowne!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Oxford Town")

RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne...
Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
George Dubyuh's Right to Force Soddom Down!!
Celebrate OUR Troops in RichmondTowne!!

Mudboy lives in RichmondTowne...
Soccer games and Brownie Scouts!!
Party with folks red and brown...
Lib'rals, stay away from Mudboy now...

RichmondTowne's Confederate!!
We SHAN'T let DemRATS Win!!
Help folks know Slick Committed Treason!!
What do you think about that, my FRiends?!!

Me and my pals, we love fun...
WE WHUP RATS 'Cuz We Think They're Dumb!!
I don't even know why RATS come...
Go on back where y'all came from!!

RichmondTowne's a lazy afternoon...
Mudboy Slim's singin' sum powerful tunes!!
Thousands died 'cuz SlickWillie is a Goon!!
Attorney General...Investigate SOON!!

RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne...
Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
Ol' MUD do write some Righteous sounds...
Ain't a-goin' stop 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!

Welcome to Richmond, y'all...MUD

1165 posted on 03/18/2003 11:10 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Here Was a Man!!"

Good mornin'...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

400...MUD