Black XVIII: "W's Promise!!"

MudCave ^ | 18 March 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"W's Promise!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")

Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...DemRATS ain't gonna git MUD's Dreams!!

Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!

Right won big once off the Normandy coast...
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"MUD's Brothers!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Blood Brothers!!")

We played King of the Mountain...I'd always win.
Those boyz came chargin' up the hill...and I'd whup 'em into MEN!!
Now we've only so much time...fight or our Liberty'll Fade Away!!
We have our own roads to ride...and choices we gotta make!!
We'll stand side by side...each one fightin' fer the other...
We said until we died, we'd always be BloodBrothers!!

Folks, there's VILEness in this World...don'let it grind yer dreams away!!!
SlickWillieFOOLS're jokes!! Dudes, Fer Justice We Shall Pray!!
'Cuz what once seemed Black and White...Lib'rals turned to shades of gray...
We lose ourselves in work...to do and bills to pay
It's been a wild, wild ride...and there ain't much cover...
Yer the ones helpin' me stay Right...yer MUD's brothers!!

(Mudboy on harp)

Some of my FReeper FRiends're dead...others left and shan't be back.
Still, we're movin' ahead...MUD ain't never lookin' back!!
Bros, I know just how you feel...I know YOU know "We're Doing Right!!"
If I've fallen 'neath the wheel, if I've lost or I've gained sight
I don't even know why, I don't know why I wrote this song
Or if any of this matters anymore after all....

But the Gipper's burnin' bright...livin' history uncovered...
MUD'll keep grooooovin' through the dark...with y'all in my heart...
Yer MUD's brothers!!

(Mudboy takin' it home on the harmonica...Slick Willie impersonator on saxaphone)

Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD

BTW...this is dedicated to my three younger bro's, the oldest of whom is an AF Captain over in the Iraqi theatre, away from his wife and two boys who are based in Ramstad, Germany. Springsteen ROCKS...I rest my case.

655 posted on 03/11/2003 5:03 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATS and RINOS LOATHE Justice Fer ALL!!")

[goldilucky]

He's ok but I'm not much into him.

[Mudboy Slim]

So, you like the BeastieBoyz, but NOT TheBoss?!

Wemmin...MUD

[FBD]

"BTW...this is dedicated to my three younger bro's, the oldest of whom is an AF Captain over in the Iraqi theatre, away from his wife and two boys who are based in Ramstad, Germany. Springsteen ROCKS...I rest my case."

OK, Mud! You win...anyone with three kid brothers in the service ready to take on Saddam, can like any musician they want, and I am not going to say any differant.

I am formerly dropping all charges. I will check with the other Plaintiffs.

Yer Honorable Sultan, I can no longer prosecute Mudboy Slim for Un-American Musician adoration.

Happygal, what is the procedure for a mis-trial?

[goldilucky]

I kind of like Steve Winwood.

[jla]

If you get the permit & need help taking anything out to Innsbrook give me a holler.

[Fracas]

MUD, you're a wonder! This is great stuff. I would like to send Springsteen to Phrance to stay....can't stand that guy...your words are better! LOL.

Been watching Ollie and Geraldo and Gertz - they're doing great work, too. I've been watching the troops interact with the various reporters, and it's obvious they have soft spot for FOX. Smart guys, our soldiers.

[conservativemusician]

FBD does not speak fer those of us who dislike Springstreet.

May I direct you to post #27.


Mud's brother in the AF is a great American and a true patriot.

Mud has the right to adore any music or musician he sees fit to. ( see Jewel or my own current obsession with Norah).

This, however, does NOT affect, in any way, MY opinion of the so-called "boss".( I do like the FReeped lyrics)


BTW. FBD, you folded like a cheap suit!

[conservativemusician]

Never.

[conservativemusician]

12 hours 27 minutes to go.


Let's roll.

[conservativemusician]

It's 7:48, have you played a song today?


It's time. Nothing like an early morning tune to warm up the hands!

[Mudboy Slim]

"anyone with three kid brothers in the service ready to take on Saddam"

Woah there...I've got three kid brothers, but only one is OFFICIALLY in the service over there...I'm happy to report the other two live here in RichmondTowne with their older--and WISER--big bro!!

As fer liking musicians we may not see eye-to-eye with politically, I believe we need to be able to separate the music from the individual, while still taking account who the individual is and what made them the artiste they are today or were yesterday. Same with Dylan, Morrison, Hendrix, StevieRay, it's the music that inspires thought, even if the thought inspired is 180 degrees opposite from what the origianl artiste intended.

IMHO, of course...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"12 hours 27 minutes to go. Let's roll."

Ollie North was broadcasting from Kuwait last night and it would appear the troops are ready to proceed with the "Baghdad Urban Renewal Program!!" the MINUTE those 48 hours are UP!! Kim Il Jung is pay verrrry close attention to how well our Military Prowress deals with MISTifyin' TyrantThugs......lickity-split!!

Roll On, Righteous Soldiers, Roll On...MUD

[conservativemusician]

"it's the music that inspires thought, even if the thought inspired is 180 degrees opposite from what the origianl artiste intended."


Well said, my FRiend.


BTW. How you been, man. I've been so busy I don't know which end is up. Give me the songs you want to do. I'm checking out a studio later today. I have some other work to do there, but I'm gonna see about adding a few hours to the time fer the backing tracks.

[conservativemusician]

I saw some of that.

Ollie's a pi$$er. I love that guy.

[Mudboy Slim]

Whatever...lemme git yer address and I'll snailmail ya a gift...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Actually, CM, it don't matter that YOU don't like TheBOSS vis a vis "W's Promise!!" 'cuz I wuz gonna git FRacas to lay down the piano solo that accompanies BRUUUUUUCE's fine original lyrics...then I find out FRacas don't like TheBOSS, either...LOL!!!

Looks like I oughtta have this song nailed by my third pianny lesson, I reckon...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Ollie oughtta be VA's Senator...MUD

[FBD]

CM:"This, however, does NOT affect, in any way, MY opinion of the so-called "boss".( I do like the FReeped lyrics)
BTW. FBD, you folded like a cheap suit! "

LOL! Mornin' CM,
Yeah, I know...I was in a weak moment, and feeling charitable, towards Mud. I'll try not to let it happen again...

BTW, CM, ya gotta read between the lines HERE:

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B.ruce S.pringsteen still sucks!./off>

Nice lyrics to the "boss's" song btw, Mud!

FRegards

[FBD]

"As fer liking musicians we may not see eye-to-eye with politically, I believe we need to be able to separate the music from the individual, while still taking account who the individual is and what made them the artiste they are today or were yesterday. Same with Dylan, Morrison, Hendrix, StevieRay, it's the music that inspires thought, even if the thought inspired is 180 degrees opposite from what the origianl artiste intended." ~ Mud

Well put Mud.
FRegards