Black XVIII: "W's Promise!!"

MudCave ^ | 18 March 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"W's Promise!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")

Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...DemRATS ain't gonna git MUD's Dreams!!

Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!

Right won big once off the Normandy coast...
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Bob Seger's "Turn the Page!!"

FReegards...<ID

[Landru]

"Something tells me that you & Mrs. Mud don't share the same dictionary."

HA!!
Ain't that ever the truth.

Now, when Mrs.Landru has said Landru was/is "incorrigible"?
I assure you she's speaking from her heart.

...and, in plain english. {g}

[Mudboy Slim]

And from what you tell me, ThongBoy, the Beautiful Redhead can be accurately described as "insatiable", right?!

MUD

[FBD]

Very insightful post. Thanks!

Now I understand what you were talking about with Nora Jones. A SERIOUS musician doesn't have time to be a political bloviator.

Good post to ponder, Mud. Very Prescient. Might help you with yer Springsteen cobwebs!

FRegards

[FBD]

OK, I'll take el Rushbo at his word. He's never steered me wrong so far.

[FBD]

Is liberllarry a good guy, or a ?

[FBD]

wow, I am awed...ya got Fox on???

I mean, Baghdad is LIT up!

[Landru]

"Even MM and LL are HAWKS these days!!"

Awww baloney.
I'd grant you LL might've turned; although, I highly doubt it.

But the witch MM -- FR's *own* version of "Twisted-Sister" -- has demonstrated time & again the depth of her abject stupidy; nevermind, her telling us -- repeatedly -- just how much she relishs swallowing *anything* Liberal-Socialist.

Ya can always get tipped-off to what MM's been up to & when pretty easily, too.
Unlike Lewinsky, MM never cleans up following a *session*.

...smegma's smeared everywhere.

[MeekOneGOP]

[Mudboy Slim]

"Patriots' Rally FER Justice!! (12 August 2000)"

"The Times They Are A'Changin'"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'")

Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home...
And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!!
Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!!
WE MUST FIGHT!! OUR Nation's worth savin'!!
Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own...
Folks, the times they are a'changin'...

Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"...
SlickWillie has LIED...WE MUST RE-IMPEACH HIM!!
And indict Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!!
Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!!
Left's poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!!
Press, the times they are a'changin'...

Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call...
Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!!
Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!!
Battle fer hearts and minds rages...
We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls...
Pols, the times they are a'changin'...

Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land...
Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan...
Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!!
Yer Cold War has moved to this Nation!!
Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!!
Parents, the times they are a'changin'...

(Excellent harp jammin')

The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!!
WE'LL DETHRONE NOW...AND IMPRISON SLICK LAST!!
Welcome Prez'dent Gore...Al's "term"'ll go fast...
New World Order is rapidly fadin'!!
And the People's Power'll be returned at last...
Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!

Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians (7/15/00)

"On the 12th day of August in the Two-Thousandth Year of our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Mall in Washington, DC. This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our great Country!! Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of William Jefferson Clinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!"

So sayeth the word of...MUD

1 Posted on 07/16/2000 20:39:03 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)

Quite Sincerely...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Remember, grasshopper, mud ain't got no cobwebs...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

We just lost another Marine...and Jennings just BROUGHT UP the issue that "there is no evidence that this death is or isn't fratricide, the killing of troops by one's own side..."!!! Whatta anti-American WHORE!!!

Aim one of them there Tomahawks towards wherever Peter Jennings is broadcasting from...SHEEEESH!!!

[FBD]

Jennings-what a jackarse.

they are reporting more Tomahawks just being lauched...incoming!

[Mudboy Slim]

Bob Seger's "Like a Rock!!"

Smegma is gross, dude...GROW UP!!

LOL...MUD

[FBD]

crawler says citizens are pulling down posters of Saddam, in Safwar!

[Mudboy Slim]

This is gut-wrenching, but it seems to be going well so far...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"South Shall Rise Again!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")

Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...
Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...

Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown...
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!

Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...

Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls...
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!

Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...

{end very intensely on Am}

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)

[FBD]

"This is gut-wrenching, "

No kidding. Lull in the storm, now...satellite pass...damage assessment...give up yet, Iraq? No?
Fire salvo #2... repeat if necessary!

On an uplifting note, another protester fell off the Golden Gate Bridge!!!

[stand watie]

!!!!!

[Tribune7]

:-)