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How was this?
Senator Daschle,
Only a bag of manure like yourself would stoop lower than the French to attack OUR COUNTRY’S PRESIDENT on the eve of his having to commit our troops to battle. Your pacifistic, appeasing party had eight years to do something about this but couldn’t because our former President was more interested in getting it on with interns than concerned about our nations safety. HOW DARE YOU CRITISIZE THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF AT A TIME LIKE THIS. ARE YOU SUCH AN IDIOT THAT YOU DON’T REALIZE THE HARM YOU ARE DOING TO THIS COUNTRY BY NOT STANDING UNITED DURING THESE GRAVE TIMES. If your state re-elects your sorry ass, I’ll hold them in no higher esteem then the French idiots that ellected Chiroch. For it is he as you well know who is the reason Sadam thought he could continue to get away with thumbing his nose at the world. If Chiroch, (and I don’t care if I’m miss-spelling his fruity name!) had stood with us, maybe the U.N. would have been able to accomplish something. All I can say PINK ties fit you both very well. Oh, yeah, Maybe you empathsize with the French because you have a Nepolian syndrome.
With great disdain,

I forgot to mention that the above letter was sent under the heading of aggreculture on the stinking senators website.

LOL!!! That was good!

You know, I can't really understand what you're trying to tell him. You need to be more direct.