Text of Bush Ultimatum

The White House ^

[Poohbah]

Report this past weekend:

Marines firing their weapons near the border (basic small-arms practice).

Iraqi unit nearby surrenders immediately.

US officer can't accept surrender, tells 'em "Go back, not yet."

[Jorge]

I will print out some copies for my fellow conservatives at work tomorrow. Thanks much!

[Cboldt]

Hey, how many FReepers want an end to the waiting, anyway?

There will always be waiting, for something. Better that the task at hand be done well, with knowledge that after this task, there is another (actually, many tasks in the air all at once, but you know the gig).

[djpg]

I am disappointed that Bush did not give Chirac 48 hours to get out of France.

[steveegg]

Not a problem. I'd recommend printing the source's copy. The first half of what I posted was using FoxNews's "instant transcript" technology and doesn't have proper paragraphs.

[Dems_R_Losers]

Pray.

Pray.

Pray.

[sirchtruth]

Iraqi unit nearby surrenders immediately.

I heard tonight that 20 to 30k are wanting to defect!!!

Talk about decimation of an army even before war begins!

[mc5centsJR]

I agree - one of the best.

But I love ABC's caption after the speech...

"When Diplomacy FAILS"

They are missing the "Twelve Years of Diplomacy" piece.

Thank God for President Bush!

[pipecorp]

Isn't Gravitas those two dangling brass things?
Thank God Bush has em.

[Pan_Yans Wife]

This must be just hoping in vain, however, the president distinctly mentioned Hussein harboring and aiding terrorist organizations, and included al Qaeda. Do you think the "no known linkage" people will now kindly shut up!

[Cboldt]

ABC will be put in its place, when the time is right.

[PhiKapMom]

Thanks for posting this transcript!

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Indeed.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Sheeple Gotzta Be FRee"
(To be sung to The Rascals' "People Got To Be Free")

All the World over, it's so easy to see...
Sheeple ev'rywhere just wanna be FRee!
Listen here, listen 'bout Ol' Slick's TYRANNY...
DETHRONE THE TYRANT...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!

Folks must see-ee...what a lovely, lovely World this could be...
If everyone learned to FReep Slick Willie! Unh hunh...
Seems that he...sold us out, sold our Security!!
Ohh, how can you and me really ever trust Ol' Bubba?!
Now...help me now!!
All the World over, good folks yearn to be FRee...
People in this Country don't need squat from DemFreaks!!
We must now demand it...screw the folks in DeeCee...
People really care...you must believe me!!

"If there's a Man, whose down and needs a helpin' hand...
All it takes is YOU to understand and pull him thru. Ahh ah ah...
Seems to me...we gotta solve it individually...
And I'll do unto you what you do fer me!!"

Buh-uh-uh-ut...
I'll be shoutin' from the Mountains or out to Sea...
Don't you worry 'bout it...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!
Ask me my opinion...'bout impris'nin Willie...
Now that's a vile bastard, don't deserve to be FRee!!

Get RIGHT on board, now...
Oh, what a feelin'...won'tcha come on and FReep!!
Gonna move some mountains...make'em hear in DeeCee!
All patriots say come on and go see...
Sheeple are awakening...good folks, MARCH ON DEECEE!!

See that train over there...
That's the Train of FReedom!!
Slick'll soon take a dive...any minute now...
You know it's been a long...long overdue!
Look Out, Ol' Dukie's comin' right on thru...

FReegards...MUD

[steveegg]

Not a prob. Broadband does have its advantages.

[steveegg]

Doesn't sound like it, though it would have been nice.

[pipecorp]

Well Done.Thank you.
It would have been nice to see him look directly into the camera and say "Kim, you're next"

[steveegg]

It would have been nice, but it's not necessary; Kim knows he's next.

[pipecorp]

Pipe on Brother, the drones are tuned,and the chanters are singing.

[ohioWfan]

Thanks for the pings! This is a speech for the ages!