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Dixie Chicken Out
Laura's Weekly E-Blast | 17 March 03 | Laura Ingraham

Posted on 03/17/2003 12:52:56 PM PST by murphyb

Dixie Chicken Out

(Houston, TX) Spend just a few hours at the annual Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo, and you realize how moronic the Dixie Chicks were to trash President George Bush in London last week. The 70,000+ people who showed up for the final day of this 23-day extravaganza at the new Reliant Stadium are the Chicks’ fan base—or, I should say, were their fan base.

All I had to do was mention the name of the Grammy Award-winning country trio to elicit immediate disgust and anger from housewives, business executives, and event staff and volunteers. “Who do they think buys their albums?!” asked Ellie, a catering employee. “I whipped my copy of ‘Fly’ (the Chicks first CD) across my daughter’s soccer field so the dog could chew it up,” laughed a high-profile restaurant owner.

The fury surrounds the now-infamous comment Chicks’ lead singer Natalie Maines made to a packed London audience that she was “embarrassed” that George W. Bush was from Texas. Apparently unaware that Americans at home have electronic access to her inane comments abroad, Maines was blown away by the landslide at home. Within a few days, radio stations in Texas were announcing on-air boycotts, fans were ripping up tickets to the groups’ upcoming American tour, thousands of others were vowed never to purchase another Chicks’ CD.

The reality of losing gobs of money in today’s struggling record business slapped Maines across her chubby little cheeks.

The official Dixie Chicks website posted this “apology” 4 days after the lead singers’ initial remarks: "As a concerned American citizen, I apologize to President Bush because my remark was disrespectful. I feel that whoever holds that office should be treated with the utmost respect. We are currently in Europe and witnessing a huge anti-American sentiment as a result of the perceived rush to war. While war may remain a viable option, as a mother, I just want to see every possible alternative exhausted before children and American soldiers' lives are lost. I love my country. I am a proud American."

To forgive is divine, but to forget what lies at the core of Maines’ original comments and those of the more vicious anti-war/anti-Bush brigades is ill-advised and dangerous.

Maines’ outburst is simply the latest and loudest of the caterwauls coming from those who believe they are intellectually and morally superior to the average American who supports this president and his view of the dangers posed by Saddam. People like Susan Sarandon, Jimmy Carter and Jessica Lange feel it’s their solemn duty to tutor the rest of us who have neither the time nor the money hang out at peace rallies or travel to Baghdad courtesy of the Ministry of Information. Most of what we hear from the “anti-war” crowd hasn’t been reasoned debate; it has served only to foment anti-American sentiment abroad. Those like Maines who go overseas to malign our leaders merely help those who are cheering on the demise of America’s global super power status.

When hit with charges of ‘anti-Americanism’ these elites invariably respond that they “support the troops, but not the war.” But why take their word for it? Let’s ask the troops to see how much they feel supported by the likes of Sean Penn and Danny Glover, who believe we should have more faith in the intentions of the UN and Saddam, and less in our President. Imagine a USO tour, lead by Jessica Lange, Tim Robbins and Bill Maher. Neither can I.

When the war is over, when Saddam is gone, when his hidden weapons caches are on display for the world to see, and when Iraqis are living in freedom, we must not allow anyone to forget the obstacles we had to clear to make it all happen. The French and their ideological soul-mates here in the US will try to wallpaper over their previous comments and actions. To honor the memory of those who will lose their lives in this war, we cannot allow that to happen. We do not want to find ourselves struggling to climb out of this same UN-manufactured quicksand the next time we face a threat of weapons of mass destruction.

The closing ceremony at the rodeo Sunday night featured a parade with surprise guest “41,” former President George Bush, who rode around the stadium in an open-air truck, waving to the deafening crowd, no doubt his mind and his heart with his son in Washington. Then Lee Greenwood sang “Proud to be an American,” before the country legends Alabama kicked off what was billed as its final concert.

“You know the Dixie Chicks played here last year,” my friend Dan said, as the fiddle music electrified the stadium. “Somehow I don’t think they’ll be back.”


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: blixiechicks; dixiechunks; puppetshowdixiechix; slutsforsaddam; vichychicks
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To: murphyb
Dixie Chicks Parody
21 posted on 03/17/2003 1:17:19 PM PST by HamiltonJay
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To: murphyb

Dixie Chicks Parody


22 posted on 03/17/2003 1:17:44 PM PST by HamiltonJay
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To: murphyb
DIXIE
CLYMERS

Dixie Chicks blew it--BIG TIME as Dick Cheney would say.

23 posted on 03/17/2003 1:18:16 PM PST by Recovering_Democrat (I'm SO glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government.)
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To: murphyb

Dixie Chicks Parody


24 posted on 03/17/2003 1:19:00 PM PST by HamiltonJay
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To: murphyb
jeez, you'd think I'd never written HTML before... hope that last one works.
25 posted on 03/17/2003 1:19:39 PM PST by HamiltonJay
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To: Samwise
Somehow it's always the short, dumpy, homely chick who's the obnoxious loudmouth in any clique,
26 posted on 03/17/2003 1:20:24 PM PST by Norman Conquest
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To: murphyb
bump
27 posted on 03/17/2003 1:20:51 PM PST by chasio649
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To: murphyb
Maines was blown away by the landslide at home.

"'Till the landslide brought me down"

How prophetic. Their own hit foretold their demise.

29 posted on 03/17/2003 1:24:36 PM PST by TX Bluebonnet
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To: HamiltonJay
Here is a good one, stolen from another freeper a few days ago.

Goodbye Girls
(parody of Goodbye Earl)
Natalie Maines was a big mouthed broad
Set in her backwoods ways,
Not a big fan of Toby Keith,
Not a big fan of Jenny Craig.
After failed tryouts her dad went out,
Told her to give country a whirl.
Nat went out and met Martie and Em,
and they became the Dixie girls.

Well it wasn't 3 albums
After they joined up
Natty started shooting her mouth,
She joined Lillith fair, dissed Toby's hair
And started alienating the South.
Well, she finally went on tour in the good ol' U.K.,
And started badmouthing Bush,
But the good ol' boys caught wind of her trash
And her career began to flush.

Right away their PR firm called in from England
said "Bush ignores every one"
They said speech is a right,
and there's no need to fight,
But it appeared the damage was done,
Those girls better run...

na-na-na-na-na
Goodbye Girls
Those three CDs
na-na-na-na-na
They make good frisbees, girrrrrrrrls
You're feeling bad?
na-na-na-na-na
Why don't you take it to Iraq girrrrrrrls
Ain't it dark
na-na-na-na-na
At the bottom of the charts girrrrrrrrls

Nattie wrote back to cry some more
She told the Pres she was sorr-ay
Then she played the "mother" card,
claimed Europe was jarred,
and said "I lub the USA"
Well, the weeks went by and
spring turned to summer
and summer faded into fall.
And it turned out the Chicks were a missing group
who nobody missed at all.

So the girls lost their cash
When Sony got mad and they were soon broke,
They got America annoyed, and were soon unemployed
And all because the big one spoke

Girls, say goodbye
na-na-na-na-na
Goodbye Girls
The Dixie Chicks... (break in the song)
Working at Hotel 6, girrrrrrrls
Without a trace,
na-na-na-na-na
Shedaisy's taking your place, girrrrrrrls
Ain't that weak?
na-na-na-na-na
Good! Think before you speak, girrrrrrrls
Hey!
na-na-na-na-na

30 posted on 03/17/2003 1:27:31 PM PST by MarMema
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To: Hodar
Texas is by far the greatest state in the Union, we are reconised world wide as a state that honor and pride and we take crap from no one. This poor idiots are from this state and you can be sure, after what was said they are not looking forward to coming back here.
31 posted on 03/17/2003 1:35:29 PM PST by A Texan (Lets finish the game.)
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To: A Texan
We also have better grammer then what I just posted, I re-read it and that was horrible.
32 posted on 03/17/2003 1:38:06 PM PST by A Texan (Lets finish the game.)
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To: murphyb
Their apology is sorely lacking. I'd have been more impressed if the other two immediately stated "Pay no mind to the dim-wit singing the songs. We just gave her a severe dope-slapping."
33 posted on 03/17/2003 1:38:16 PM PST by theDentist (So..... This is Virginia..... where are all the virgins?)
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To: samtheman
...We are currently in Europe and witnessing a huge anti-American sentiment as a result of the perceived rush to war.

6 months of diplomacy and we're rushing to war (not to mention the 15 previous resolutions over the last 12 years).

Whatever...

34 posted on 03/17/2003 1:38:17 PM PST by Connservative
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To: Connservative
What disgusts me is their pandering to the audience: "We want you to know . . ." blah, blah, blah.
35 posted on 03/17/2003 1:41:46 PM PST by Paraclete
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To: murphyb
I was at our local Sams Club looking at CD's and noticed seferal empty CD slots on the shelf, then in the middle of all the empty CD slots was two completely full slots of Dixie Chicks CD's. I thought isn't that interesting as I reached past the Dixie Chicks CD's and pulled out a Kenny Chesney CD and headed to the register. Maybe the Dixie Chicks could get all grungy and start playing that angry female music like Alanis Morrisette, that croud would accept them for what they are.
36 posted on 03/17/2003 1:42:52 PM PST by BobinIL
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To: A Texan
That apology post gave me a very necessary laugh for the day.


Thank you.
37 posted on 03/17/2003 1:44:55 PM PST by MNlurker
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To: murphyb
bttt
38 posted on 03/17/2003 1:49:34 PM PST by Guenevere (...)
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To: bradactor
Alabama was probably the best concert that I have ever been to. They were great. $20 field seating and they played for several hours. I swear they almost played every number one song they have and that is like 42 songs.
39 posted on 03/17/2003 1:53:12 PM PST by CollegeRepublican
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