bin Laden Location Narrowed to a 25 Mile Radius

Fox News ^ | 11 Mar 03 | Greta Van Susteren

[CurlyBill]

Greta just announced that bin Laden's location has now been narrowed to a 25 mile radius.

[Revolting cat!]

All that effort going into locating a diaperhead! If they had expened 10% of this energy into locating Elvis, we might have been lucky enough to get out of it freshly recorded volume II of Having Fun With Elvis On Stage LP! Oh, well...

[section9]

One of the things I can assure you is that if the Pakis just happen to nab bin Laden we are going to owe Musharraf out the ass and up the wazoo, and he's never going to let us forget it.

Be Seeing You,

Chris

[Consort]

A=pr²

[Constitution Day]

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[CurlyBill]

Does anyone else here think Laurie Dhue is absolutely gorgeous?

[NormsRevenge]

Tue Mar 11, 7:52 PM ET

The U.S. Air Force successfully tested the most powerful conventional bomb in its arsenal on March 11, 2003, sending a mushroom cloud billowing into the sky over its Florida test range. It was the first test of the 21,000-pound MOAB explosive device nicknamed the 'mother of all bombs.' (DOD/Reuters)

Kaa..BOOOOOM!!!!

[Constitution Day]

Does anyone else here think Laurie Dhue is absolutely gorgeous?

You have no idea how much. :)

[Normal4me]

I'm more of a Terry Keenan fan :^P

[rwfromkansas]

Who doesn't!?

[Centurion2000]

The problem. Bin Laden is pinned in a 25 mile radius

The solution ? SATURATION NUCLEAR BARRAGE.

[annyokie]

No doubt! I think KSM is singing like a canary. I see ghostwriters lining up big time.

Best regards

[irish_lad]

Does anyone else here think Laurie Dhue is absolutely gorgeous?

I would love to "Dhue" her!

[lstanle]

"Greta just announced that bin Laden's location has now been narrowed to a 25 mile radius."

If she really means radius, area = Pi times the square of the radius. I believe this would turn out to be over 1600 square miles.

[Invincibly Ignorant]

Why do you think they call it the Fox News Network? :-)

[Ciexyz]

Day of Judgment comin'. Hoo--waa!

[Michael Barnes]

25 mile radius huh? And in what direction? Or are we talking a 50 mile diameter. A whole lot of ground to cover there...Not holding my breathe hear,..

[socal_parrot]

Area of a circle A= Pi(r*r) (Pi=3.14 r=radius)

A dog is tied in the center of a large back yard with a 4 meter rope. How many square meters of space does the dog have to run?

A=Pi(r*r)

A= 3.14 x (4*4)

A= 3.14 x (16)

A= 50.24 square meters

[Consort]

That's a lot of hectares.

[cookcounty]

Numbskulls in the press can't get their basic math straight. When Blix (finally) reported the drown's 7.45 meter wingspan, the dopes at ABC and CBS called it "about 8 feet."

If your kid isn't too bright, tell them to go into network news, where intelligence is not required.

[AFPhys]

OK... I resisted getting into the math discussion to see how that would shake out... but now you have me looking into the "source" HTML to see how the heck you did that PI symbol... lol