[Ramius]

Holy moly. And they're putting Flouride in the water, too!!

I don't want to challenge your paranoia, as it clearly is making you happy, but wow, do you put bottles on your doorknobs too?

[E. Pluribus Unum]

...do you put bottles on your doorknobs too?

Only a true moron would have the slightest idea what that means, which I don't, but I am quite certain that you do.