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Translation into English from Lib/Dem/Soc/Commie-speak by Doc Farmer
1 posted on 03/09/2003 9:14:52 AM PST by DocFarmer
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To: DocFarmer
As to Carter's thoughts, I quote BlackAdder:

"The lips are moving but the brain has long since departed."

2 posted on 03/09/2003 9:17:18 AM PST by glennaro
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To: DocFarmer
Carter Scam Using Plane on FR
5 posted on 03/09/2003 9:24:48 AM PST by PatrioticAmerican (Arm Up! They Have!)
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To: DocFarmer
Jimmy Carter: "Useful Idiot" or "Traitor"?

"[Marshall Tito] is a man who believes in human rights.
[He is] a great and courageous leader [who] has led his people
and protected their freedom almost for the last 40 years."

-- Carter, while still in office, hailing Yugoslavia's communist dictator

"Our goals are the same: to have a just system of economics and
politics ... We believe in enhancing human rights."

-- Carter comparing himself to Romania's dictator Nicolae Ceausescu

"Our concept of human rights is preserved in [Communist] Poland."
-- Carter speaking to Stalinist Edward Gierek, Poland's First Secretary

"[I am] ashamed of what my country has done to your country."
-- Carter speaking to Haitian dictator Lt. Gen. Raoul Cedras

"I don't see that they [the North Koreans] are an outlaw nation."
-- Carter in North Korea, lauding Stalinist Kim Il Sung,
   one of the most destructive and repressive dictators in history

"Ill-informed commentators in both countries have cast the other side
as a villain and have even forecast inevitable confrontation
between the two nations."

-- Carter making exquisite moral equivalence between the giant and
   repressive Chinese Communist state and America

Carter gave away US oversight of the Panama Canal, "the most
important waterway in the world," says Adm. Thomas H. Moorer (ret),
which is now "packed with Chinese communists."

Sadat, appalled that Carter wanted the Soviets in on Middle East peace
negotiations, decided to directly offer peace to Israel's Begin. When
their plan was essentially worked out, they then called the White House,
because obviously, "they needed someone to pay the bill" (Bernard Lewis).

Not resting on his laurels, Carter demanded the Shah of Iran step down
and turn over power to the Ayatollah Khomeini, an Islamic madman. Carter
had the Pentagon tell the Shah's top military commanders - about 150 of
them - to acquiesce to the Ayatollah and not fight him. The Shah's
military listened to Carter. ALL OF THEM were murdered in one of the
Ayatollah's first acts. By allowing the Shah to fall, Carter created one
of the most militant anti-American dictatorships ever. Soon the new Iranian
government was ransacking our embassy and held hostage its staff for over
a year. More than 20,000 pro-Western Iranians were put before firing
squads. With the Shah gone, the whole region was destabilized.

Iraq took advantage of the Shah's departure to invade Iran, a war that
killed more than 500,000 people. It also created the regional instabilities
that led to Iraq’s later invasion of Kuwait and to Operation Desert Storm,
which cost the lives of hundreds of thousands more. But Carter meant well.

In the closing days of the 1980 election, Carter's White House contacted
the Soviets in a quid pro quo to plead for assistance in stopping Reagan
from winning. In 1984, Carter himself visited Soviet Ambassador Dobrynin
to ask the Soviets to intervene on behalf of Democrats. Damning evidence
that Jimmy Carter, as both president and citizen, may have committed treason
by enlisting the help of our enemies in presidential elections.

Since leaving office, Carter has:
- praised Syria's late Assad (killer of at least 20,000 in Hama)
- praised Ethiopian tyrant Mengistu (killer of many more than that)
- secured Saudi funding for Arafat after he sided with Iraq against the US
- wrote the UN Security Council after Iraq invaded Kuwait, urging them
to thwart President Bush's pre-Gulf War coalition (designed to reverse
that act of aggression) - another action some called "treason"

"Our people, who face Israeli bullets, have no weapons: only a few stones
remaining when our homes are destroyed by Israeli bulldozers."

-- from a speech written by Carter for Yassir Arafat

"[Arafat's] election [was] democratic, well organized, open and fair."
-- Carter describing the "rigged" 1996 Palestinian election

"[Arafat] may well see the suicide attacks as one of the few ways
to retaliate against his tormentors, to dramatize the suffering of
his people, or as a means for him, vicariously, to be a martyr."

-- Carter in an apologia for the Pali homicide-bombings

And yet, with the blood of perhaps a million people dripping from his hands,
Carter stalked the earth in his sick quest to be given a Nobel Peace Prize.

If he had any moral center at all, he would return his recent peace prize.

Carter is the smiley face of evil.

R E F E R E N C E S:

Jimmy Carter: America basher
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/jonahgoldberg/jg20020515.shtml

Carter: Cuba Terror Claims False
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/682807/posts

There He Goes Again
http://www.nationalreview.com/20may02/nordlinger052002.asp

You Didn’t Ask for It, You Got It: Carterpalooza!
http://www.nationalreview.com/impromptus/impromptus050302.asp

Carter & Castro
http://www.frontpagemag.com/columnists/ponte05-08-02.htm

Jimmy Carter’s Trail of Disaster
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2002/5/12/164726.shtml

'Idiotic' Carter Castro's Dupe
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2002/5/15/202903.shtml

Carter, Democrats Asked Soviets to Stop Reagan
http://www.newsmax.com/showinsidecover.shtml?a=2002/10/16/214040


6 posted on 03/09/2003 10:14:45 AM PST by polemikos
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To: DocFarmer
Don't you know?

Carter knows best--just ask him. He had to decide who played on the Whitehouse tennis court on what schedule.

Now he's still trying to micromanage the world and especially his replacement who dares to be conservative and sane.

At least we didn't have 8 years of CARTER AND 8 years of Dilldo and Bwitch Shrillary.
10 posted on 03/09/2003 11:18:43 AM PST by Quix (MARCH BIBLE CODES DIGEST LATEST RESEARCH COMPARES WAR AND PEACE VS BIBLE W SURPRISES 4 BOTH SIDES)
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To: DocFarmer
<< ..... anyone with a backbone and a set of functioning testicles, with the notable exception of Bill Cli'ton, who has two out of three of the aforementioned items. >>

That's a lie. Cli'ton has none of the above.

He's just a total prick!

[As in: Big man, big [pr**k -- Little man, ALL pr**k!]
14 posted on 03/09/2003 1:38:29 PM PST by Brian Allen (This above all -- to thine own self be true)
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To: DocFarmer
"Just Cowardly - Or Just Stupid?"

Why the question mark?

15 posted on 03/09/2003 1:42:35 PM PST by WKB
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To: DocFarmer
Mr. 444 Days.....TAKE A HIKE OFF A SHORT PIER!!!!
16 posted on 03/09/2003 1:44:13 PM PST by Defender2 (Defending Our Bill of Rights, Our Constitution, Our Country and Our Freedom!!!!)
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To: DocFarmer
... a car backfires nearby.

Should it be something more like "...a rabbit expels intestinal gas nearby."?

I mean, with his record on fighting rabbits and such.

18 posted on 03/09/2003 1:54:26 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: DocFarmer
Don't go overboard. No one who volunteered for submarine duty is a coward. Rather, President Carter is a perfect example of education far beyond one's ability to understand.
19 posted on 03/09/2003 1:54:38 PM PST by pabianice
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To: DocFarmer; polemikos; river rat; Jorge; applemac_g4; PatrioticAmerican; skinkinthegrass; ...
BTTT for a great translation! I love it.

Here's mine:

Copyright © OU812 The International Clymer Tribune |

www.bigtimeclymers.dorks

Saddam's attack on women and children is not yet justified

By Jimma "The Pious" Cartier, BTC Monday, March 10, 2003

Iraq I
ATLANTIS, Goober PeaNUT CASE Farm

Profound changes have been taking place in American foreign policy, reversing the Marxist admiration that LBJ, Clintoon and I worked so hard to earn for this nation.

Within the space of a little more than 2 years in office America's reputation of being a paper tiger has been reversed by that insensitive cowboy in the White House.

Because of this, you can be absolutely sure that he has not spent even one minute of his life getting in touch with his feminine side. For shame!!!!

For Saddam's war to be just, it must meet several clearly defined criteria.

The war can be waged only as a last resort, giving men, women and children every opportunity to submit to his tyranny first.

But now, he has no choice, even though I admit that his choice is resulting in military and diplomatic action that is almost unprecedented in the history of civilized nations.

The first stage of his war plan is to unleash the bombs and chemical weapons of mass destruction, he understandably had to deny he has, against those who would DARE to try and defend themselves or liberate his people.

The second stage of his plan is to rightly use these same weapons on any of his people who would try to surrender to his enemies, the ungodly USA and her ungodly allies.

One of the rules in the religious left's "just war" theory, to which I adhere, is to, in effect, hide behind the skirts of women when your enemy dares to attempt to impose freedom and justice on your people.

Following this theory, Saddam has wisely hidden his military assets near, or under hospitals, schools, mosques and private homes so as to more easily be able to blame the USA for any collateral damage that occurs when they destroy them.

The evidence that ties Iraq to the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks have not convinced any dorks. Thank goodness that there are still enough people with simple minds out there who flat-out reject reality and rightly view it as eeeeeeevil propaganda. (Without them, us Marxist RATS would never get elected).

Attackers must have legitimate authority sanctioned by the society they profess to represent.

We know that Saddam has this. Even though he was the only one running, he was duly elected using the same sort of process my beloved party uses in the US when we can get away with it.

My biggest worry is that the cowboy in the White House will undermine the United Nations as a viable institution for world peace.

Some of you are laughing. Don't. You have no idea how that makes me feeeeeeel when you laugh.

American stature will surely decline further from its paper tiger reputation if the United States launchs a war in clear defiance of the United Nations.

This is my motto: "Without the UN America is UNamerican".

The writer, the 69th president of the US, is chairman of the Cartier NUT-CASE Center in Atlantis and winner of the OU812 NO BALLS PEACE PRIZE

21 posted on 03/10/2003 9:12:33 AM PST by Matchett-PI (Good luck with trying to educate a utopian useful idiot! You'll need it.)
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