** Caption time! ** What is Babs Boxer saying to the helpless student?

[Lizavetta]

U.S. Sen. Barbara Boxer (news, bio, voting record), D-Calif., talks with first-grader Mary Treadway, 6, while visiting an after school program held at the Earl Warren Elementary School in Sacramento, Calif., Tuesday, Feb. 18, 2003. Boxer would rather have a president with whom she agrees on environmental issues. Instead, she has a campaign issue she believes is ready-made for home-state politics. Once a week, Boxer stands before reporters and cameras and blasts away at Republican moves on clean air, water and cleanups of toxic sites. (AP Photo/Rich Pedroncelli)

[Happy2BMe]

OK - Now all you kids sit real still while Aunt Patty teaches us.

The Washington Republican Party Response to Patty is HERE

Hi! My Name is "Taliban" Patty Murray

Listen To My Radio Show "Taliban" Patty - Live From Baghdad! [strum, strum] "Where have all my neurons gone . . ."

Today, we will learn about history!

[hattend]

"Now take that ballot over to the box, fold it in half, and drop it in. Thanks for your vote, honey!"

[Political Junkie Too]

"...and your little dog, too!"

-PJ

[ewing]

'Get your hands off of me, I am not a Senatorial human shield'

[Steven W.]

"no, honey, I don't hate all hispanics, I just don't like conservative hispanic gentlemen who that evil President Bush might appoint to our courts, you know, the ones who aren't real hispanics"

[Gritty]

"Why no, Mary. I don't think you're too young to have an abortion! Did your mother give you that mistaken idea?"

[geedee]

"Mommy, I thought Preparation H went in the other end."

[BillyBoy]

BOXER: Here at the Earl Warren School of Marxist Brainwashing, we encourage enpowered womyn as young as five that they should exercise their right to choose should they ever end up impregnated by their male oppressers. It's a wonderful way to promote the legacy of the Warren Court's decision on reproductive rights--

STUDENT: That was the BURGER court's decis--

BOXER: Whatever. You get the point, kid.

[Jhoffa_]

"Now, don't tell mommy, but I like sweet little girls like you.. "

[Jhoffa_]

ROFL!!

Quote of the day, imho..

[Jay D. Dyson]

"Now repeat after me: Killing terrorists is baaaad. Killing unborn babies is goooood."

[tophat9000]

Sweete... Will you be MY Human shield?

[jt8d]

Now, dear, you tell your mommy and daddy that war in Iraq is wrong, that George Bush is really Adolph Hitler, and that they should trade their SUV in for a Yugo... or else they will be supporting blood for oil. If you do that sweetee, I'll show you some really fun tricks to do with this microphone!

[UCFRoadWarrior]

"No....sweetie.....Clinton is 'good', Bush is 'bad'..."

[Longfella]

"No honey, there is NO Santa Claus."

[Billthedrill]

"Ms Boxer? Slip me a twenty or I'll tell the guidance counselor about that bad touching..."

[Slyfox]

THERE SHOULD BE A LAW AGAINST THIS SORT OF THING!!

[sushiman]

" I am VERY good friends with Michael Jackson . "

[Free_at_last_-2001]

The kid looks terrified.

Like this kid?

That just what I was thinking - Kids Know!

[TADSLOS]

"Don't worry young world citizen, I'm from the Global Village and I'm here to indoctrinate you properly"