[Stefan Stackhouse]

I bet that senile old Helen is probably sitting over in that room where the daily press conferences usually are, wondering where everyone is and what's taking so long to get started. Maybe even Ari is over there talking to her and cracking jokes to distract her attention. Brilliant move!

[small voice in the wilderness]

ROFL!!! Ari's got a cut-out of W. standing behind the podium, and helen's furious because W. won't look in her direction!!

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