[small voice in the wilderness]

ROFL!! I was thinking the same thing! WHO THE HELL ELSE LOOKS LIKE HER???!?!?!? Thankfully, there is only one helen thomas. When she was made the mold was broken, burned, buried, and prayed over. E-freekin'-gads.

[LearnsFromMistakes]

When she was made the mold was broken, burned, buried, and prayed over.

But she was still able to crawl out of the broken, burned, buried, prayed-over mold...

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

WHO THE HELL ELSE LOOKS LIKE HER

The closest I can come is the late Anne Ramsey (perhaps best known for her role in the movie "Throw Momma From the Train". Maybe we can Photoshop the video dust jacket from that movie and change it to President Bush, Ari, and Helen Thomas, with the title "Throw Helen From the East Room".