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Speaking which:

Why Kirk Is Better Than Picard
Kirk is a leader, not a follower.
Kirk never really got into that kinky "Jumpsuit" look.
Kirk had an affair more than once a season.
One Word: Hair.
Another Word: Pretty-good-looking-can't-see-the-weave-WIG.
Kirk can beat up a Klingon bare-handed.
Picard is a French man with an English accent.
Kirk would date Beverly Crusher -- and not worry about the consequences!!
Kirk never drinks tea. Ever.
Diplomacy for Kirk is a phaser and a smirk.
Kirk would personally throw Wesley off his bridge.
Two words: Shoulder Roll.
Kirk doesn't wear dresses when admirals arrive for lunch.
Kirk once said: "I've got a belly-ache -- and it's a beauty."
Kirk would never sing to children in a crisis.
Kirk can almost drive a stick shift.
Kirk, almost single-handedly, re-populated the Earth's whale population.
Kirk says "Prime Directive? What Prime Directive?"
Kirk knows 20th Century curses.
Kirk was NEVER infiltrated by the Borg and used against the Federation.
Kirk ate little coloured cubes and still remained relatively healthy.
Kirk made do with obviously low performance technology.
Kirk never pretends to be a barber in order to gain a tactical advantage.
Kirk wasn't shy about taking his shirt off-even around those pesky Yeomans.
Kirk would never waste a holodeck on something stupid like Dixon Hill.
Kirk never once stood up and had to straighten his shirt.
One Word: Velour.
Kirk can beat a Vulcan at Chess.
When Kirk was Picard's age, he retired from Admiral and took to climbing rocks.
When Picard was 37, he was only Captain of the lowly freighter, Stargazer. When Kirk was 37, he was Captain of the flagship Enterprise.
Kirk liked a good belt of liquor every now and again.
One Word: Iman.
Kirk looks good with a ripped shirt.
If Kirk ever met a Ferengi, he would rip off its head.
Kirk says "Shoot first and wait for retaliation."
Kirk's first officer NEVER tells him to stay on the bridge.
Kirk never leaves the room to bawl somebody out.
Kirk doesn't rely on the wisdom of some dumb old janitor to get him out of intergalactic scrapes.
Two Words: Funky Sideburns.
Kirk never asks his bartender for advice.
Kirk never once said "Abandon ship! All hands abandon ship!"
Kirk is not politically correct.
Kirk never got "dumped" by a woman for an intergalactic busy body named after a letter of the alphabet.
Kirk never wore green tights and frolicked about in Sherwood Forest.
If there was ever a Klingon on Kirk's bridge, Kirk would likely be dead.
Ever hear of a bar shooter called "Make it so?" No? How about a "Beam me up Scotty" then? See the difference?
One Word: Miniskirts.