Man Sues Tom Ridge Over Ductape to Privates...(A MUST READ!!!!)

Corona Times | Feb. 15 2003 | Unknown

[farmfriend]

"They went out their way to make me look like a fool.

No, I think you managed to do that all on your own.

[PISANO]

The doctors should have removed IT with the duct tape! This BOZO has no business contributing to our country's gene pool.

[nutmeg]

Think there's any truth to this story? LOL

[EternalHope]

Hope this is true (not likely). Either way, it's funny.

[farmfriend]

Ok, I know it's not property rights but this was just too funny.

[E.G.C.]

BTTT!!!!!

[RhoTheta]

You beat me to it. I kinda figgured that Corona Times, ment you drink Corona and lose track of time...

[MudPuppy]

another keyboard ruined by coffee.....
maybe I should duct tape my keyboard...yea - that's the ticket!

:)

[Grampa Dave]

[JennysCool]

Extremely loud Phil Hendrie PING!

[Washington at Morristown]

Steven J. Bosell, the owner of B & B Construction in Corona, California

Does B & B stand for Beavis & Butthead?? It sure should!

[Blue Scourge]

LOL, Hey, I just put up what my friend sent me.....he could have been full of BS. But I thought it was funny enough to post and take the risk.....

[ez]

Well, you know, Paul "The Forehead" Begala did say that Democrats wouldn't know what to do with the duct tape.

[Grampa Dave]

[GSWarrior]

This sounds like a bad Cheech and Chong movie.

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

With Google's help I found this:

Corona Times. The editor of this community-newspaper is local Democratic district leader Jim Lisa. He's a knowledgeable source on Corona's history and politics. He's also a great link to the Italian community there.

This is from :

Corona/Elmhurst

Elected Officials/Political Organizations

Councilwoman Helen Marshall's Elmhurst Office -- (718) 507-0813. Spokeswoman is Sharon Anderson.
Marshall has offices in East Elmhurst and Corona.

Community Board 4. Rose Rothschild is the district manager.

Police

110th Police Precinct. 91-41 43rd Ave., Elmhurst, NY. The community officers are Noel Colon and Mike Piacenza. (718) 476-9310.

Community Organizations/Civic Leaders

Roe Daraio. Community Organized for Elmhust Maspeth 50. (718) 639-1400. Daraio works in Councilmember McCaffrey's district office in Maspeth, but lives in S. Elmhurst. Her group -- COMET -- handles issues that straddle three community boards and council districts.

Lucy Schilero, (718) 426-6767.
Schilero chairs the 110 Precinct Community Council and is the head of CURSE. She formed CURSE because the 110th Pct. Community Council is limited by its charter as a governmental apparatus. CURSE is a non-profit.

Joseph Lisa Community Center. The Lisa center is a meeting hall for various civic groups in Corona. Anthony Caminiti, the director, is a tremendous resource on the history and politics of Corona. (718) 271-1986.

Corona Preservation Senior Centers. 108-74th. Roosevelt Ave., Corona, NY. Charlayne Batista is the contact. (718) 639-2000.

Dominican American Society of Queens.
(718) 457-5395.

Joe Neufeld, (718) 424-4000.
Joe Neufeld is a longtime resident and expert on Elmhurst's history.

Schools

Community School District 24. 8000 Cooper AVE. Glendale, NY 11385. Mary Crowley, president, (718) 417-2693. Joseph Quinn, superintendent, (718) 417-2600.

Churches

St. Leo's Catholic Church. 104-05 49th Ave., Corona, NY. Sister. Joan Dawber and Father Keeney can be reached at (718) 592-7969. Father Keeney is very knowledgeable about things in the neighborhood.

Newspapers

Queens Ledger. (718) 429-1234. The Ledger is one of a group of community-based newspapers in Queens that will

Corona Times. The editor of this community-newspaper is local Democratic district leader Jim Lisa. He's a knowledgeable source on Corona's history and politics. He's also a great link to the Italian community there.

[farmfriend]

You're killing me. Thanks for the laugh.

[RichInOC]

Steve...you do know you're supposed to yank it off, not peel, don't you?

[steve-b]

They went out their way to make me look like a fool.

Hey, they didn't put the duct tape on your schlong.

(I wonder if something like this is how The Bent One got that way....)

[mhking]

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

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