A Few Of FR's Finest....Every Day....03-05-03...."Billthedrill - The Exclusive Inquisition"

dansangel; Billie

[The Thin Man]

Hate to say this Thin Man, but I think she deliberately messes up just to make you happy. The sign of a good hostess...putting your needs ahead of her own!

You mean Billie has been a mistake-prone scatterbrain all this time for my benefit?

Whew, what a relief. I was afraid that's how she really was. :-)

[g'nad]

Thanks Billie, for spreading the word... I wasn't able to see the TV interview... Betsy e-mailed us yesterday with the news they'd be on the the Today show, but I can't get that here at work...

How was it? Did they show Dillon?

[ST.LOUIE1]

Dansy, you are so damned funny! LOL

Good show! : )

[ST.LOUIE1]

Congrats, BTD! You deserve the spotlight....enjoy your big day!

[frodolives]

BTT to BTD

[Billthedrill]

Gadzooks - is this thread still around? I just zeroed a terabyte of my host's drivespace and broke for lunch. Woohoo!

Strange place, this Silicon Valley - the sky's this weird bluish color and there's this big, warm round yellow thing in the sky. My gillslits are starting to dry out...

[FreeTheHostages]

Yup. (Oh, and BTW, welcome to the 3:30-4:30 lull.)

I'm glad to meet you kinda-sorta-more-like-in-person. Always enjoy your posts. Like me, you seem drawn to those Admin Moderator "What you're all doing wrong" threads -- much like being drawn to a car accident! :)

[knighthawk]

At your service!

[dansangel]

I want to thank all of you for your kind words and visit to today's Finest thread. I am going to attempt to answer you all individually, but just in case FR goes down again [[[[shudder!]]]], I wanted to at least get this one message in.

I am unable to do any FReeping from work, except occasionally on my lunch break. I feel really awful about not being able to "hostess live" but until my numbers hit in the GA Lotto, that's the way it's going to be. :-(

Mega-{{{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}} to you all! You all are what makes the Finest, well, the "Finest!" :-)

[dansangel]

{{{{{{{Budge}}}}}}}}

Thank-you for coming by this morning....I seem to keep missing you! :-(

[Diver Dave]

Looks like your post was the last one before the crash. Must be your fault. Hang your head in shame. :)

[FreeTheHostages]

TOP TEN INNOCENT EXPLANATIONS FOR YOUR NAME

10. It was BilltheDill, due to your love a cuisine, but TheThinMan failed to note the typographical error.

9. When your cordless Sears drill malfunctioned and accidently destroyed the tires of a leftist protest bus, you protested that the error was not your fault and to collect money damages, they should bill the drill.

8. You always wanted to be a dentist.

7. You find that leftists often don't understand what you say the first time, and you have "to impart or communicate by repetition," and thus "drill" them, in order to communicate with that species.

6. You want to plant conservative thoughts everywhere. Hence you wish to drill in the archaic sense:

Main Entry: drill
Function: transitive verb
Date: circa 1740
1 : to sow (seeds) by dropping along a shallow furrow

5. "Drill" refers to the Mandrillus leucophaeus, a large, short-tailed monkey, family Cercopithecidae, formerly found from Nigeria to Cameroon. As a result of hunting and deforestation, the drill is an endangered species ... LOL, I am *not* making this up. Search on "drill" at Encyclopaedia Britannica here and you'll see this image:


4. You can't *stand* Bill Press and you want to drill a hole in him -- like a "drill press."

3. You are always drilling to get the best Drudgism before the rest of us.

2. You have a secret career with the Canadian In-Line and Roller Skating Association under the alias "Bill" which requires constant drilling on roller skating moves, and you do them so well and so religiously you acquired that sports nickname.

and the number one reason your name is the way it is . . .

1. It depends on what the definition of "drill" is.

[dansangel]

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Great interview, er, I mean inquistion, Dansy, but you really must let BTD speak more, LOL!

Glad you enjoyed it, Pippin. He was a tough one! LOL!

[FreeTheHostages]

:) Well, shame on you! Just for that, I forbid you from reading my excellent top ten list. (I was very busy until just now, so was unaware of crash.)

[dansangel]

{{{{{{{{SpookBrat}}}}}}}}}}

You crack me up and get my day started off right.

We aim to please! Thank-you for the kind words and for coming by the Finest! :-)

[FreeTheHostages]

If "damn funny" were a crime, Dansangel would be incarcerated in California under the three strikes law by now for sure!

[dansangel]

Now that was funny, even if Tim did let you go driving off with Ted Kennedy.

Actually, I had second thoughts when I found out the route he was taking crossed over water....LOL!!

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[FreeTheHostages]

Danangel, your interviews are just the best! {{{Dansangel}}} No apologies necessary. This thread is short but sweet.

[FreeTheHostages]

:::bumping the thread:::

[dansangel]

If "damn funny" were a crime, Dansangel would be incarcerated in California under the three strikes law by now for sure!

You guys.....[shuffling feet]

You've got me blushing! LOL!

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