TOP TEN INNOCENT EXPLANATIONS FOR YOUR NAME
10. It was BilltheDill, due to your love a cuisine, but TheThinMan failed to note the typographical error.
9. When your cordless Sears drill malfunctioned and accidently destroyed the tires of a leftist protest bus, you protested that the error was not your fault and to collect money damages, they should bill the drill.
8. You always wanted to be a dentist.
7. You find that leftists often don't understand what you say the first time, and you have "to impart or communicate by repetition," and thus "drill" them, in order to communicate with that species.
6. You want to plant conservative thoughts everywhere. Hence you wish to drill in the archaic sense:
Main Entry: drill5. "Drill" refers to the Mandrillus leucophaeus, a large, short-tailed monkey, family Cercopithecidae, formerly found from Nigeria to Cameroon. As a result of hunting and deforestation, the drill is an endangered species ... LOL, I am *not* making this up. Search on "drill" at Encyclopaedia Britannica here and you'll see this image:
Function: transitive verb
Date: circa 1740
1 : to sow (seeds) by dropping along a shallow furrow
4. You can't *stand* Bill Press and you want to drill a hole in him -- like a "drill press."
3. You are always drilling to get the best Drudgism before the rest of us.
2. You have a secret career with the Canadian In-Line and Roller Skating Association under the alias "Bill" which requires constant drilling on roller skating moves, and you do them so well and so religiously you acquired that sports nickname.
and the number one reason your name is the way it is . . .
1. It depends on what the definition of "drill" is.
