It all has been just about me
Creating my own legacy
Make sure that your camera's in focus
Oh, look, I am on the TV
I don't care what right-wingers think
So what…I'm in need of a shrink
I knew how to bamboozle sheeple
I loved that most wonderful sink
And….so…don't ever forget
Think of me while dreaming…and girls you'll get wet
I did what I must…often I had to lie
It's too bad that McDougal and Brown and poor Vince had to die
So folks, here's the way it should be
Please keep my photograph
And make sure at the moment of death
It's the last thing you see
Did I tell you that it's about me
Remind you, it's all about me
State clearly, so there's no confusion
It must always be about me
(musical interlude, and then)
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee