[Sam Cree]

Luckily, the guy has a reputation for honesty and integrity.

[The Wizard]

Thank God

[Quilla]

At least he hasn't lost his knack for distorting the truth. SHUT UP BILL CLINTON.

[rintense]

Yeah right. I hope Ari comes out and just slams this lie to the floor.

[eureka!]

What a little man. He has a huge, ugly legacy, but he truly is a very little man...

[My2Cents]

He also said that the United States has a lot to answer for in the current crisis over Iraq, since the Reagan administration backed Saddam Hussein during the Iran-Iraq war in the 1980s.

That was almost a generation ago, hard as it is to believe. Bill Clinton seems to forget that he had eight years to correct whatever was wrong with past American policy toward Iraq. Didn't he call for regime change, and up the quantity of bombing back in 1998? Like everything else in his life, he never followed-through to finish the job. He got distracted with this quest for a Nobel Peace Prize for peace in the Middle East. George W. Bush is simply cleaning up the mess that Clinton left, or the security threats that resulted from Clinton's negligence.

[Marysecretary]

The Coke is getting to him, finally. He's delusional to think that the White House wants ANYTHING to do with him or with the wicked witch of the east. These people are EVIL from the gitgo.

[NetValue]

Clinton is making himself into a legend in his own mind. If he were a true statesman, he could be called upon to do a real service to his country. Because he is so self-centered and partisan, the White House should not dare trust him. If you would not trust Clinton with your wife, do not trust him with your country.

[Conspiracy Guy]

"The Administration's only asked me to do two things,"

1. Sit down. 2. Shut up. The right wingers will support you in that effort Bill.

[Sabertooth]

Headline correction: Clinton: 'Right Wingers' Won't Let Me Help (myself to) Bush

[Mo1]

WILL CLINTON EVER SHUT UP???

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ... I HATE this man

Right Ringers?? ... Bite Me Clinton you worthless piece of *$%&*&

[doug from upland]

FROM 3-2002:

MIDI - IMPOSSIBLE DREAM

It all has been just about me
Creating my own legacy
Make sure that your camera's in focus
Oh, look, I am on the TV

I don't care what right-wingers think
So what…I'm in need of a shrink
I knew how to bamboozle sheeple
I loved that most wonderful sink

And….so…don't ever forget
Think of me while dreaming…and girls you'll get wet
I did what I must…often I had to lie
It's too bad that McDougal and Brown and poor Vince had to die

So folks, here's the way it should be
Please keep my photograph
And make sure at the moment of death
It's the last thing you see

Did I tell you that it's about me
Remind you, it's all about me
State clearly, so there's no confusion
It must always be about me

(musical interlude, and then)

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[LouD]

One is to go to East Timor

He's parsing again - he left out the "and don't come back" part.

[F.J. Mitchell]

The only living Ex-President who could have offered genuine useful help is in the final stages of Alzheimers, (God bless his noble and Patroitic heart) and I'd still trust his judgement over the rest, especially America's two greatest embarrassments who shamelessly refuse to go away.

[Arpege92]

If Clinton really wants to do this country a favor then he should just shut up and go away....FOR GOOD!!!

[varon]

He's not going to live forever.....

Thank God the same applies to you, Bill Clinton!

[Corin Stormhands]

....arguing that Saddam Hussein is "not going to live forever."

Didn't somebody say that about Castro?

[finnman69]

LIAR

[skeeter]

Clinton continued: "Even when I give these political speeches, almost in every speech I say, I don't want you ever to treat them the way they treated me. Don't do it."

All the time we thought he was a letcherous fornicating treasonous liar he was actually a saint.

I feel so small.

[TheClintons-STILLAnti-American]

Bill: You're so "smart", figure it out.....who, with decency and character, would want help from someone with none?

Besides, you've done way more than your share of damage already.