Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"

The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

Mid...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Donovan's "Hurdy Gurdy Man!!"

{t:Hurdy Gurdy Man}
{st:Donovan Leitch}

Oooooh...ooooooh...oooooooooh...oooooooh!!

Thrown like a star in my vast sleep I open my eyes to take a peep
To find that I was by the sea gazing with tranquility
'Twas then that the Hurdy Gurdy Man came singing songs of love
Then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man came singing songs of love

{c:Chorus}
Hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang
Hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy gurdy gurd
Hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang

Histories of ages past unenlightened shadows cast
Down through all eternity the crying of humanity
'Tis then that the Hurdy Gurdy Man comes singing songs of love
Then that the Hurdy Gurdy Man comes singing songs of love

Hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang
Hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy gurdy gurd
Hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang

{c:Repeat 1st line of chorus ad lib to end}

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Celiberal.com"

"Welcome to Celiberal!"
"Celiberal is one of the most unique and desperately needed sites on the internet. Here at Celiberal, we proudly bash all those Hollywood celebrity liberals (hence, celiberal) that have nothing better to do than complain about America and the brave men and women defending our way of life. We do our best to expose these celiberals for what they really are - money-hungry, two-faced, elitists who take unfair advantage of their popularity to express their controversial viewpoint.

"About This Site:
"I know what you're thinking, "This is just another right-wing, conservative, liberal-bashing website." Technically yes, there is serious liberal-bashing going on here. But we don't actually do the bashing; we let the celiberals do it to themselves. You might ask how this is accomplished, and the answer is simple. We have created the Celebrity Liberal Blacklist (found at the far left; pun intended) of celebrities that make liberal comments that are anti-American, anti-Bush, or just plain ridiculous. For every celiberal on this blacklist, we post links to articles and websites that discuss their quotes and actions. The celiberals are the ones making the outrageous comments - we're just posting the links to these quotes. It is the quotes themselves that reveal how ignorant these celiberals are."

Could be a useful link...thanks fer sharin', ProudEagle!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Things Goin' On"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Things Goin' On")

Well, have you seen that ScumBag Left the White House?
Has you ever seen so Vile a Bloke?!
Well, if you don't know what I mean...SHEEPLE, Wake FRom Yer Dream!!!
'Cuz there's things goin' on that you should know...
Heads'll roll...

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...white boy funky-like...YEE-HAWWWW!!)

Too many Lies been told to OUR Country...
Too much Money Left greedily consumes!!
Well, until Slick makes it Right, I'll see Slick NEVER Sleeps FRom FRight...
'Cuz we're gonna make some changes and do it soon!
Do it now...do it to it...

(Ooooh, now Mudboy's justa gettin' off...with some help from DiscoDave on Lead Guitar)

Oooh...gonna INDICT Slick's Lyin' Butt by Christmas...NEXT YEAR!!!

Well, the Lib'rals they love Bill Clinton...Good Lord, show Mercy!
They gonna ruin us all by and by...
Folks, MUD's Tellin' Y'all Be Wise, 'cuz Willie's hidin' Left's Chinese Spies,
While Bill Smokes his Weed and just gets high!

Now I'm talkin' at'cha, PUNK!!
We're gonna send you and Left's Evil Klan a'packin'...
All good Patriots say RATS Gotta Go!!!
Well, if you don't know what I mean,
Let me stand up and scream,
"YOU'LL BE IN PRISON NEXT YEAR, YOU CHI-COM HO!!!!!"
Well, if you think I'm being Mean,
Let MUD Stand and Repeat...
"RE-IMPEACH Left's 'HO TO SAVE OUR COUNTRY!
Do it...INDICT the PUNK...then We'll CONVICT the Sleazy Ba$+ard!!!!"

Crazy things goin' on...

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 08/17/1999 13:13:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

19 August 1999

Letters to the Editor
Richmond Times-Dispatch
Box 85333
Richmond, VA 23293
Attn.: Mr. Ross Mackenzie

Re: What Happened To All The Good Protest Songs?

Editor, Times-Dispatch:

To quote the Honorable Robert H. Bork, "The [1968 Left-Wing] radicals, expecting stern opposition, were astounded by, and contemptuous of, the universities' rapid surrender. They learned that ours is a soft culture with a bad conscience; MORAL INTIMIDATION WORKS! (emphasis mine)" The Radical Left/Liberal Movement has arrogantly, yet disingenuously, assumed the mantle of moral superiority, and good patriotic Americans have been meekly kowtowing to their paternalistic demands for the last 35 years!

Historians will validate that the 1992 Presidential Election will prove to be the Left's most glorious triumph, as an unabashedly sexually-deviant, draft-dodging, morally-repugnant, pot-smoking fiend assumed the most powerful political office on earth. However, Bill Clinton and his Vile Administration, so utterly lacking in basic character and moral underpinnings, will prove to be the Left's Waterloo, as Slick Willie dramatically exposes the hypocrisy of the Liberal Lie to ever-increasing numbers of American voters. The Democrats have already lost both Houses of Congress and over a dozen Statehouses, long-time Democrats have abandoned the Party in droves, and Conservatives/Libertarians have been emboldened to act with a passion reminiscent of Liberals from a bygone era. All we are missing now are a few good old-fashioned Right-Wing protest songs...

Thank you, Slick Willie! Lib'ral DemonRATS, bending over backwards in defense of your corrupt Presidency, have abandoned all claims on moral superiority, exposing the Effete Elite as the self-serving PowerMongers they have been all along! And the best is yet to come...for those Democrats who hold too long to the Clinton line, we will witness historic Republican gains come November ‘00. Then, we get to go after Ol' Billzabubba with Impeachment II!! With all due respect, Mr. President, you're soon to be yesterday's news!!

Quite Sincerely,

Mudboy Slim

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FReep On, my righteous brothers and sisters...MUD

1 Posted on 08/19/1999 13:25:58 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Too much fun...MUD

[FBD]

Mud, you got a thing goin' with that nubile young Jewel, don't ya?

Does MurryMama know about this???
Break the news to her Mud... it ain't RIGHT to be carryin' on this way, behind her back!

[Taxman]

Great find, Bro. Deserves its own thread. GOPHERIT!

[BOBTHENAILER]

Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!! Dethrone the TYRANT

and where were all the Hollywood flower children war protestors when Slick was rainin' death from the sky......on Christians no less. On behalf of the radical Muslims, no less.

Great song Mud. I'll need a years brushing up in order to not embarass my self in a radical right wing jam session. Haven't played in twenty some years. Love to do it if I could though. LOL

[goldilucky]

bump

[goldilucky]

That's nice

[FBD]

Below is a list of celebrities that need to be supported, because they have spoken out in favor of Pres. Bush's war on terror. (From the Celiberal website)

Al Rantel
Andrew Sullivan
Ann Coulter .........well,duh. Please post photo, now...
Arnold Schwarzenegger...infiltrated the Kennedy Klan! LOL!
Art Linkletter
Barret Swatek
BB King
Ben Stein...Buehler? Buehler? Buehler? Bwahaha..PETA member.
Bill O'Reilly...Bill's A-OK lately, in his Humble Opinion.
Bo Derek .......Still a TEN, in my humble opinion.
Bo Diddly
Bob Hope
Brian Kilmeade (Fox news)
Brian McKnight
Brit Hume (Fox news)
Bruce Boxleitner
Bruce Willis.......can't say much fer the X- missus, Bruce.
Cal Thomas
Cathliene Crier (Fox news)
Charlie Daniels... one of the good guys, right on.
Charlton Heston...HOO was that little Joker that made fun of Chuck having Alsheimers? I FORGET his name. Clooless, or something...

Cheryl Ladd ....Nice hair...
Chuck Norris ...good guy, bad actor, oh well...
Clint Eastwood ...what were ya thinkin' hangin' out wid' Meryl Streep, Clint?

Connie Stevens
Conrad Black
Crystal Gayle
Danny Aiello
Darryl Worley
Dave Barry
David Horowitz...once a Left-wing Maggott, now, a Right-wing Blowfly!

Delta Burke
Dennis Hopper...guy's crazier than a pet coon, IMO.
Dennis Miller...Hmmmmm...I don't know about this bloviator.
Dennis Prager
Dion Sanders ....well, how about that. Didn't know it...
Dixie Carter
Don Imus......funny sometimes, fulla crap at others...IMO
Don King ..........What is the DEAL with his hair???
Donald Bellisario
Doug McIntyre
Dr. Laura Schlessinger....sorry, too preachy fer my tastes.
Drew Carey...One o' the good guys...listens to El Rushbo!
E.D. Hill ...... (Fox news)
Emma Caufield
Eric Hogue
Evander Holyfield
Faith Hill .............woohoo!
Frank Bonarrigo
Fred Thompson ....Please stay in politics, Fred!
Gary Oldman
Gene Simmons
Gerald McRaney
Glenn Beck
Hank Williams Jr...... Right on Hank!
Heather Locklear ......and a Babe, too.
Howard Stern... pro-abortion, foul...makes jokes about Rush.
Hugh Hewitt
Jackie Mason ...dudes got hutzpah. (or is it Chutzpah?)
James Caviezel
James Earl Jones...then STOP saying "You're listening to CNN!"
James Woods ....made some comment about "diaper-heads"...
Jay Black
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Jerry Doyle
Joe Krumme
Joel Schumacher
John Elway ........ FRiend of El Rushbo
John Malkovich...I wouldn't want to be in that dude's head.
Johnny Ramone
Joyce DeWitt
Kathy Ireland...What? I don't think so...oh, differant Ireland...
Kelsey Grammer ....likes young girls, I hear...
Kid Rock .....Yup, makes Cheryl eat Crow, IMO (Grammies)
Kim Alexis
Kim Serafin
Kirk Cameron
Kurt Russell ....yer wifes a buddy of Sarandon, is she not?
Kurt Warner
Larry Elder
Larry Marino
Larry Miller
Laura Ingraham .........Oh yeah, the lovely Laura!
Laurie Dhue ..........Fox news
Lawrence Funderburke
Lee Greenwood ........proud to be an American
Linda Vester .........Fox news
LL Cool J ...........Hoo? Don't listen to rap.
Loretta Lynn
Lori Morgan
Marilyn McCoo .......McCoo Hoo? Don't know her
Mark Larson
Martina McBride
Mel Gibson....a patriot, refuses to wear silly ribbons too.
Michael Savage .......well, duh. (has a Berkley PhD.)
Michael Waltrip ......huh, Sultan's man... #18 !
Mike Gallagher
Montel Williams
Neil Boortz ..........Neil's cool.
Norm MacDonald
Oliver North ......go get 'em Ollie. You entertainin' now?
P.J. O'Rourke ..FBD's hero...biting sarcasm, and a Jingoist!
Pat Sajak ......what about his letter turnin' partner?
Pat Tillman
Patricia Heaton
Raoul Felder
Reggie Williams
Richard Petty
Rick Schroeder
Ricky Martin
Rita Cosby .........Fox news
Rob Schneider.....really, huh...I thought he was a weasel.
Robert Conrad
Robert Duvall...the Great Santini, likes the smell o'Napalm.
Ron Silver (pro-Bush) ...So?
Rush Limbaugh ..........well, double-duh dittos. Obviously.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sean Astin
Sean Hannity
Sela Ward
Sgt. R. Lee Ermey
Shannen Doherty .....90210 was horrible, dreadful horrible.
Shirley Temple Black
Steve Doucy .......Fox weather guy...conservative weather???
Steve Irwin
Susan Lucci ..........no wonder they diss her in Hollywierd
Ted Nugent ....The "Nuge", hisself, Michigan Gov. someday.
The Rock
Tim Slagle
Toby Keith
Tom Clancy ...writes 'em faster then you can read 'em.
Tom Cruise (pro-Bush)...yet scared to live here...OK.
Tom Selleck ...A good guy -get that straight, Rosie O'Fat One.
Tracy Scoggins
Travis Tritt
Vince Gill
Vince Vaughan
Wayne Newton....Once challenged Johnny Carson, face to face, fer makin fun of his voice. Proved who was the real girly-man.

Yaphet Kotto
Yo-Yo Ma ..........Yo, dude can sure play a cello.

[FreeTheHostages]

[Marysecretary]

Ah, MUD, you sure know how to turn a word! Love ya, Maryxxx

[sultan88]

Just catchin' up. Been out today helping to interview an organist for my church. Yeah, I know, what does the Sultan know about music??

Speakin' of which, where is Landru? Dru? Lan?

[sultan88]

"LowerLeft"...MUD

You shure look kewl wearin' jla's tan jacket and his missing shades!!

[sultan88]

"Wonderful song called "John Wayne!!"...and he had a good song about Reagan that he sung at Luigi's...MUD"

So did you get to talk to him (Lowell Shyette)?

[sultan88]

..."Vile Forces" (To be sung to The Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses")

So is this a newbie or a repeat? (It seems you are filling up this thread with a lot of reruns.) BTW, great words!

[sultan88]

Donovan's "Hurdy Gurdy Man!!"

All Riiight!! A blast from Sultan's past!!

[sultan88]

"Mud, you got a thing goin' with that nubile young Jewel, don't ya?"

Man, like you wouldn't believe!! Go back and read some of the early Black threads. The boy is slobbering all over the cute and talented Jewel.

[FBD]

"You shure look kewl wearin' jla's tan jacket and his missing shades!!"

(Mud, wearin' jla's stuff)...

Those official EIB shades?

Looks like lots of snow there, still...btw, the daffodils, and cherry trees are bloomin' here,heh,heh..

[sultan88]

100...The Sultan