Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"

The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

Mid...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Let's see some good poster ideas!! Here are some of my thoughts. (some borrowed to be sure.):

..Pacifists are the parasites of liberty.
..Appeasement started the Holocaust- War ended it.
..I wish the Iraqis could do this too.
..Peaceniks Prevent Peace.
..If we choose peace and they choose war- will we have peace?
..We GAVE peace a chance. It cost us The Towers.
..Blessed are the peacemakers- Army Navy Air Force Marines.
..Anti-War = Anti-America (it really torques their knob when you call them unpatriotic.)
..Therefore: Peaceniks are unpatriotic!
..War never solved anything. Well, except slavery, tyranny, communism, nazism, fascism, genocide etc…
..Quick! - Name the great triumphs of appeasement!
..Surrender aint peace.
..Anti-war = Pro-surrender.
..Anti-war = Pro-terror.
..Anti-war = Pro-Saddam.
..If we just close our eyes, will Osama go away?
..Texas is bigger than France.
..Thank a warrior for your right to protest the war.
..“Peace Through Strength” – Ronald Reagan. American Patriot.
..Polls show 2 out of 3 Americans “get it.” Don’t be the third idiot.
..If 17 UN resolutions mean nothing, what do 18 mean?
..When the UN says “serious consequences” are they talking like no TV for a week?

7 posted on 03/17/2003 11:57 AM EST by getitright

Excellent start, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Heh heh heh...thatta girl...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Shan't Git Fooled Again"
(To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")

We'll enlighten all we meet...
For our children, we shall FReep...
Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!!
'Tis Clinton who spurs us on...
Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong...
Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!

We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution...
Devolve Power...The Great Devolution...
Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!!
Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'...
Gotta do more than pray!!
Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing...
"We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!

We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride...
Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!!
We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!!
Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!

(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp)

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet...
Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by the by!!
And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for the Right...
Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!

Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution...
Reject Algore's Socialist solutions!!
Smile and grin at the change all around...
Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday...
Folks, we'll take to streets and scream...
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!

Meet the new boss...his name is George Bush!!

Mudboy Slim

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Anybody know how to play this on the synthesizer?! I'm practicin' my Roger Daultrey...
FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 10/13/2000 01:23:41 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Clinton Legacy SHALL BE the Destruction of the Democratic Party!!)

[FBD]

RE: March Madness:

Mud: "Who's gonna start the thread to record our picks?!"

You is, Yer Mudesty.

May I recommend calling it "The Zebra Thread?

[Mudboy Slim]

"FReeper's Finest St. Patrick's Day Celebration!!"

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

SHEEEEESH...why do I have to do all the work?!

LOL...seriously, it shouldn't take but a minute to link to a bracket, then state the rules (everybody gets to pick one #1 seed, one #2 seed, one #3 seed, etc. and the FReeper with the highest total points--1st rd win=1 pt; 2nd rd win=2 pts; 3rd rd win=3 points, etc.--wins a SooperDooperPrize!!

Now, who's gotta SooperDooperPrize!!?!!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm not really a Celebrity Judge... I just play one on the "Black Threads"

I thought you wuz a CelebrityJudge!! Have you solved TheRiddle!!?!!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Here's a PREDICTION I ain't seen yet...you know all those Soddom'sInsane Impersonators allegedly runnin' around Baghdad with their respective entourages?! Well, I wouldn't be shocked to see Soddom stage a massacre and kill his own impersonator, then allowing POWER to be ceded to his PsychoSon while Soddom'sInsane goes into hiding with Osama bil Clinton!!

Wanna bet?!!

MUD

[FBD]

"Have you solved The Riddle!!?!!"

Is that the (Dylan?)song irony Sultan mentioned,
which you speak of?

He went down to Allen town,
his face was brown, or something like that...
Sultan what were the words, and the Irony to them?

FRegards

[Mudboy Slim]

"TROOPS...Let's ROLLLLLL!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")

It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled.
It's been a long time since Right Won the War!!
Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back,
Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!

It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long...
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...

It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!!
Right must reverse the Fears of Left's Blight, that's not love.
FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!! FReepers ATTACK!!
Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!!
Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.

Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the moonlight,
RAT Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS they ain't Right!!
Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms,
Mm-Nation, let yer VOTE help landslidin'. Let it!

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Yeah~hey.
Yeah~ay~ay.
Yeah hey.
Yeah hey.

Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stephen Davis Signs With Panthers!!"

"Stephen Davis is the type of running back who fits perfectly in our system," Carolina head coach John Fox said. "He is a big physical back who can handle a lot of carries. After coaching against him when I was with the New York Giants, I am very excited about having him on my side here." Davis, who was born in Spartanburg, S.C., and lives outside Columbia, S.C., gets to play close to his family. He said in a prepared release it was a "great opportunity for me to return home." The Redskins released Davis last month, saving $5.2 million under the salary cap. His straight-ahead running style also wasn't a good fit in coach Steve Spurrier's wide-open offense. Davis is the Redskins' No. 3 all-time rusher with 5,790 yards, and the only player in franchise history to run for 1,000 yards in three consecutive seasons."

HOO knows HOO's #1 and #2?!

Good luck, Stephen, yer an All-Pro, IMHO...MUD

[Landru]

Can I rely on you to get word to the boy I want to be recused from this?

I simply *despise* basketball.

No.

...make that loathe.

[Mudboy Slim]

You don't haveta participate in every event on the Black threads, my FRiend...

Dubyuh's "Gonna Win California!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Goin' to California")

Spend my days FReepin' with Lib'rals' minds,
Smoked my snuff an' drank all my wine.
Made up my mind, make a new start,
Goin'a California with Dutch Reagan in my heart.
Limbaugh told me there're Lib'rals out there...
Right'll open their eyes...RAT Powers're unaware!!

LeftWing dances but RATS' Soul is Maimed!!
Never let Press tell ya the Parties're all the same.
Hohh...DemRATS are Reds, Left's Med'yuh won't say,
RATS wonder how Left's Heroes could ever follow Willaaaay!!
Th' mountains an' the canyons'll start to tremble an' shake,
When Children in LA...Begin To Awake...Watch Out!!

It seems that Left's Hate fer my God got a punch on the nose
But Truth's startin' to flow, I think Slick might be sinkin'!!
Slick, we'll INDICT...RE-IMPEACH...It Is Time!!
Help FReep everywhere...folks, Truth's Path Runs Straight and Right!!

The HildaBeast's without her King...
Left says they'll Save the World..."Left LIES!!" MUD sings!! La la la la.
Fight fer what's fair...Equal Justice Fer All!!
Tryin'a find a Savior who'll never, never, never be born.
Standin' on a hill in the mountain of dreams,
Tellin' my FRiends, "It's not that hard, folks...Please help US FReep!!"
Mmm-ahh~ahh.

Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh.

Heh heh heh, who's up fer the challenge?!!...Mudboy Slim

455 posted on 11/14/2002 3:08 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

Heh heh heh...MUD

BTW...WRVA-1140...the HOO's "Won't Git Fooled Again!!"

[FBD]

"Can I rely on you to get word to the boy I want to be recused from this?"

Will do Landru. I'll bet you think it's a sport fer "knuckle-draggers", huh? LOL!

BTW...
Loathe…
Despise…
Hmmmm...You left out Abhor, perfessor!

BTW, have you ever thought about teaching at a community/junior college? You’d be an excellent instructor, IMO. PLUS, yer advise would no longer be FREE! :^D

FRegards

[Mudboy Slim]

Landru, a Perfessor?! Nawww, he's too damned WISE!!

"The Boldness of One Party Increases as They Find the Other Fearful!!"

"October 6, 1776
"...I begin to think that mankind, when engaged in warfare, are a wary and timorous of each other as deer are of men, and the boldness of one party increases as they find the other fearful."
John Chilton
Died September 17, 1777"

Here's another one...

"April 3, 1943
"...A guy gets in some serious thinking out here...sometimes when I happen to be walking along alone, say for instance at night, I stop and say, "Well, Bob, you are in a heck of a fix. What are you doing here? Do you remember how you laughed at the idea of ever bearing arms...?" It's the fellows that have gone before us who make us willingly bear our burdens. Dear God, spare our lives for we are young and love life so much. This is just a short incident in a fellow's life, I tell myself, and soon it will be behind me and I will have forgotten it, and settle down amongst you again....This is one game I'm going to best. I know. When I played baseball I never wanted to sit on the bench, always wanted to play the whole game. And here, too, I'm going out every time, and while I'm playing this game, I'm going to play hard, and to win."
Robert A. Baum
Died April 1943"

I went down to Norfolk (VA) Waterside this weekend for a wedding reception fer friend of mine, have you ever been there? We stayed at the Sheraton and when I went out for a jog early Sunday morning I decided to check out the new Nauticus Museum before it had opened and all the tourists began flooding the area. On the way there, I came upon the City of Norfolk's "Armed Forces Memorial." What a find!! The Memorial is actually a little island built out into the Elizabeth River and accessed by two concrete bridges. It's basically a big square, and on the floor are a number of bronzed, embossed "sheets of paper" that look as if they blew there in the seabreeze. Well, I started reading these letters and they were excerpts from actual letters written by servicemen to their folks, their wives, their children, etc. from the front lines...and each of these letters were written by folks who were never to survive to see the loved ones they were writing. It was still dark outside, so I couldn't really take good photos, but I did go back to the hotel and got pen and paper to jot down a few notes. The above-referenced are all I've got so far...

There were some other great letters, too, and many it was still too dark to read, but I'm going back again soon to photograph the letters for a thread...really moving memorial, my FRiends, check it out if you can!!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 10/02/2000 12:41:55 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.NEGOTIABLE!!)

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")

I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!

Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"

Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"

Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!

Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"

Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!

Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!

Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)

[Mudboy Slim]

Fall into the FReeper Foxhole's "The Irish Brigade!!"

"Never Were Men So Brave!!"

"Their casualties were enormous but their courage and capacity for fun were legendary. General Lee, himself, gave highest praise to these Yankees of the Irish Brigade. Out Hanover Street in Fredericksburg they marched that December morning in 1862, sprigs of green in their caps, a bright green battle flag, with gold harp and the ancient Gaelic words "Riamh Nar dhruid O sbairn lan" ("Never retreat from the clash of spears") defiantly emblazoned on it, held high as shot and shell exploded all around in a blaze of red and orange. Ahead was an open plain and then two hills known as Marye's Heights, covered with Confederate artillery. At the base of the hills was a sunken road behind a stone wall."

Good read, better story...MUD FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"Sultan what were the words, and the Irony to them?"

MUD has done a half-FReep on that song (Oxford Town), but HE NEVER 'SPLAINED THE IRONY!!

[Landru]

"Landru, a Perfessor?! Nawww, he's too damned WISE!!"

Awwwww, ain't that a nice thing to say. (~yer a LIAR, too!)

Well I'd been pretty rough on you last week, Mud.
Ya make me feel like a real heel when I think 'bout it, too.

FBD?
Gather round 'cuz it's time.

...for a real good group hug. {g}

[sultan88]

"...seriously, it shouldn't take but a minute to link to a bracket, then state the rules (everybody gets to pick one #1 seed, one #2 seed, one #3 seed, etc. and the FReeper with the highest total points--1st rd win=1 pt; 2nd rd win=2 pts; 3rd rd win=3 points, etc.--wins a SooperDooperPrize!!"

naw, naw, naw. Not when we already have a Tournament Pickems set up on Yahoo. Go to Yahoo Sports, select Tournament Pickems, Create a set name for youself, then join the private league.

League ID: 17075
Password: 12345

Landru, you don't have to play, but we will need a JUDGE!!