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LOL. I can also see a psychotic Jules interrogating Khalid Sheikh Mohammed just SCREAMING in his face, three inches from his nose:

"Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Followed next by Marsellus interrogating Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, also screaming 3 inches from his nose:

"I'm pretty f*ckin' far from okay! (Long pause.) What now? Well let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple pipe-hittin' n*ggers, who'll go to work on Khalid Sheikh Mohammed here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch."

"Hear me talkin' al Queda boy?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna git Medieval on your ass. This sh*t's between me and you and the soon-to-be-livin'-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain, Mr. 9/11 here."

INTERROGATOR (hopefully somewhere in Egypt): Big Jihad Burger. That's that Moslem burger joint. I heard they got some tasty camelburgers. I ain't never had one myself, how are they?

KHALID: They're good.

INTERROGATOR: Mind if I try one of yours?

KHALID: No.

INTERROGATOR: Uuummmm, that's a tasty camelburger. Achmed, you ever try a Big Allah Burger?

ACHMED: No, I ain't hungry.

INTERROGATOR: Well, if you like camelburgers, give'em a try sometime. Me, I can't usually eat 'em 'cause my virgin's a vegetarian. Which more or less makes me a vegetarian, but I sure love the taste of a good camelburger.

(to Khalid) You know what they call a Quarter Pounder Goatburger with Feta in France?

KHALID: No.

INTERREGATOR: Tell 'em Achmed.

ACHMED: Intifadah With Feta.

INTERROGATOR: Intifadah With Feta, you know why they call it that?

KHALID: Because of the metric system?

INTERROGATOR: Check out the brains on Khalid!