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INTERROGATOR (hopefully somewhere in Egypt): Big Jihad Burger. That's that Moslem burger joint. I heard they got some tasty camelburgers. I ain't never had one myself, how are they?

KHALID: They're good.

INTERROGATOR: Mind if I try one of yours?

KHALID: No.

INTERROGATOR: Uuummmm, that's a tasty camelburger. Achmed, you ever try a Big Allah Burger?

ACHMED: No, I ain't hungry.

INTERROGATOR: Well, if you like camelburgers, give'em a try sometime. Me, I can't usually eat 'em 'cause my virgin's a vegetarian. Which more or less makes me a vegetarian, but I sure love the taste of a good camelburger.

(to Khalid) You know what they call a Quarter Pounder Goatburger with Feta in France?

KHALID: No.

INTERREGATOR: Tell 'em Achmed.

ACHMED: Intifadah With Feta.

INTERROGATOR: Intifadah With Feta, you know why they call it that?

KHALID: Because of the metric system?

INTERROGATOR: Check out the brains on Khalid!