Sept. 11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed arrested in Pakistan

Fox News...Tony Snow | 03/01/03 | Toonces T. Cat

[Toonces T. Cat]

03-01) 10:09 PST ISLAMABAD, Pakistan (AP) --

Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, the suspected mastermind of Sept. 11, 2001 terror attacks in the United States, was arrested Saturday in Pakistan, a senior Pakistan government source told The Associated Press.

Mohammed, who is on the FBI's most wanted list, was among three people arrested in Rawalpindi, near the Pakistani capital of Islamabad, the official said

[swheats]

We needed good news today. Let's hope this will put a spur up the dems backside to do the right thing when they return this week. End the filibuster and work with this President.

[sheik yerbouty]

Feed him his own cocktail frank..

[Steel Wolf]

Dates of Birth Used: April 14, 1965; March 1, 1964

Well, this might not be his happiest birthday ever.

I can just imagine the commandos pouring into the room, knocking over furniture, grabbing the inhabitants and, after a akward silence, shouting 'Surprise!!!'

Seriously, though, we've been trying to get an interview with Khalid for far too long now. I'm sure our journalistic style will be a little more hard hitting than that of Dan Rather (probably closer to Mike Tyson). There's a good deal of information we need out of him.

[don-o]

I'm here in NYC, looking out my office window at the big WTC hole. Before we start on the [lame] new building, how about we just drop this guy in the pit,

Oh, yeah.

Not really a "stoning" per se. Pebble sized stones for NYC; at a dollar a toss, make a lot of money; then on to the Pentagon - pork products available. Slather him with bacon and lard.

Finally, to the Pennsylvania site. Then bring out the big rocks.

[glock rocks]

toast this guy. yes, that would work. as long as it's done slowly.

wrap him in bacon and put him on a spit.

[July 4th]

To paraphrase Colin Powell: We've cut it off, and now we're going to kill it. This is awesome news, and will show that we have the resolve to see something to the end.

[Hoverbug]

How 'bout singing a Hymn for him? You Know?

Hymn, Hymn,
F**k Hymn!!!!!!!!!

[JennysCool]

I'll be joining you -- at 6 Pacific -- gives me three more hours to celebrate than you Eastern folks!

[don-o]

Stop torturing me Ethel.

Firesign Theatre on Free Republic!

Damn, I love this place.

[ConservativeMan55]

Mohamed Omar is still on the run.

[ConservativeMan55]

Lets get all the info out of him, then kill his ass.

[don-o]

Stop torturing me Ethel.

Gee, Dad. Don't they have that bridge built yet?

[McGavin999]

Yep, that's the guy we've been hoping it was :o)

[the-gooroo]

Only if you can sing it to the tune of "Happy Birthday" ...otherwise it would be rude.

[BarHopper]

Yeh! I bet you thought you were the only listening to that stuff. I thought I was too. LOL Did they arrest the captain of the ringball team?

[Jim Noble]

>> This guy doesn't need jail, he needs to be killed close to the battlefield<<

He needs to die in New York City.

Perhaps you would suport my modest proposal:

Interrogate him in Jordan, or Turkey, or Egypt. By all means, get what he knows.

Then, without a trial or tribunal, weld him into a steel cage.

Suspend the cage from the lower deck of the Verrazzano-Narrows Bridge, so it is clearly visible to all ships entering Upper New York Bay.

Leave him there.

Wait a thousand years, long enough so that nine times eleven generations of foreigners get to see what happens if you f*ck with America.

[Paradox]

Doesn't matter the answer remains the same.

Oh, I agree, I just am not sure that the original post meant to sound anti-war-on-terrorism. I read it as more, " its about time those "allies" got this guy, wonder who we had to grease to get him", more of a lament at the state of world affairs. I could be wrong, and the original poster might just be a schmuck..

[savedbygrace]

All I need is two starving pit bulls and a steak to shove up his robe.

No need to spend so much for steak when Pit Bulls love bacon. ;-)