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APPLICATION TO BE A HUMAN SHIELD

Name:_____________________________ (Scrawl 'X' if needed)

QUALIFICATIONS Circle appropriate answer:

1. Do you have a brain? Yes No
   If "Yes" please stop. You are not qualified for this position
2. Are you easily led by idiot whackos with no plan to speak of? Yes No
   If "No" please stop. You are not qualified for this position
3. Are you employed? Yes No
   If "Yes" explain on a separate sheet of paper why in the world you are filling out this application.

If you have filled all questions above completedly and have reached this point in the application, you are qualified. Congratulations and welcome to the group. Your name will be forwarded to the Darwin Society.

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APPLICATION TO BE A HUMAN SHIELD Name:_____________________________ (Scrawl 'X' if needed)

QUALIFICATIONS Circle appropriate answer:

Do you have a brain? Yes No
If "Yes" please stop. You are not qualified for this position
Do you think Al Gore should be our President?
Is Tom Daschle tall?
Are you easily led by idiot whackos with no plan to speak of? Yes No
If "No" please stop. You are not qualified for this position
Are you employed? Yes No
If "Yes" explain on a separate sheet of paper why in the world you are filling out this application. If you're a member of the ACLU or the DNC please state so.

If you have filled all questions above completedly and have reached this point in the application, you are qualified. Congratulations and welcome to the group. Your name will be forwarded to the Darwin Society.