[Ciexyz]

Wow, Euro Disney will be quaking in fear at the competition!

[Cultural Jihad]

Gulag rides? Stale bread in the concession stands? Prison for anyone who complains?

Forced confessions for 10 Euros, anyone?

How about forcing everyone to work for peanuts in the amusement park while the directors live in luxury? Ah, those were the days!

[nickcarraway]

ping

[The Toad]

You know, ya gotta love such a goofy idea. I'd love to be a commie for a day. LOL.

[speedy]

Ja, anyone trying to leave the park will be shot.

[Citizen of the Savage Nation]

Excellent. Long lines for everything. Out of stock concession stands for 27 days every month. No toilet paper in the sole unisex restroom. Cigarretes used for currency and bartering.

I like it already! Where do I sign up?

[friendly]

Wow!.. ancient cars, repressive secret police, stultifying propaganda, worthless currency, etc, etc...

Achtung Mein Herren! IT"S CALLED CUBA!!!!

[Nick Danger]

If this works, my idea of creating Hell On Earth should be a big success. I never figured people would pay fifty bucks to go to Hell, but maybe they would.

[Mike Darancette]

"The aim isn't to make big joke out of East Germany," ..

And yet they seem to be doing such a good job of it.

[PoisedWoman]

To enter, you have to climb over a wall.

[dfwgator]

The East German National Anthem:


Hail, hail East Germany
Land of vine and grape.
Land where you'll regret
Any try to escape
No matter if you tunnel under
Or take a running jump at the wall,
Forget it, the guards will kill you
If the electric fence doesn't first.

[weikel]

Its only accurate if they kidnap a lot of people force them to live in the park and try to shot anyone who tries to leave.

[RightOnline]

How incredibly...............odd. Akin to wistfully reminiscing about a festering boil on one's backside.

[I Am Not A Mod]

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