You Know You're a Liberal If...

[Cinnamon Girl]

You know you're a liberal if...

1. You're protesting President Bush for what YOU THINK he will do to harm innocent civilians, but the million or so murders Saddam Hussein HAS committed are not relevant to you.

2. Sweden has the ideal society.

3. Martin Sheen is an actor who is smart enough to engage in political discussion. Ronald Reagan should never have been elected President because he's just an actor, for crying out loud.

4. The amount of money it will cost each individual citizen to pay for the WAR is important to consider. The amount of money welfare, food stamps, and medicare cost each individual citizen is irrelevant, and selfish to consider.

5. When people try to discuss the current administration with you, your face becomes red, you raise your voice and use the words: "idiot" and "oil" repeatedly.

6. You think Helen Thomas is an intelligent, gutsy lady and a dynamite reporter.

7. You think all war is evil. And Jimmy Carter is a voice a reason.

8. You're still not clear about what exactly was wrong with Communism.

9. Your parents paid for you to go to an expensive private college and five years later you still spend more time protesting than earning a living.

10. You don't like the sight of guns or soldiers, even in a Disney movie.

[Cinnamon Girl]

You know you're a liberal if you're on the Michael Medved show right now saying that KFC is the moral equivalent of Auschwitz or Dachau.

[VaBthang4]

"Try again."

Okay...

....if you think smoking dope should be legal.

[ErnBatavia]

...you think Janene Garafalo is a looker!

....you describe this loyalist as "charming":

[Bob J]

...if you singed up with MOVE-ON.ORG and insisted America to "move on" beyond the Clinton scandals, yet still tell people that Bush didn't win the presidential election in 2000.

[ErnBatavia]

Good on ya!

[knak]

know you're a liberal when you see on the tabloids your body with a weasels head

[Cinnamon Girl]

LOL!

[Jumper]

You know you are an European if....

[LexBaird]

You know you're a liberal if:

You can simultaneously be in favor of manditory electric vehicles and against hydroelectric dams, nuke plants and fossil fuel plants.

You can be a member of both PETA and Planned Parenthood.

You can think that playing the President on TV gives you true political insight.

You can vote for Grey Davis and still be stunned when your taxes shoot up.

You can believe that educrats have found a new and better way to teach kids to read, that no one has ever tried before in history.

You think that bond issues, fees, licences, permits, etc. aren't the same as taxes.

You think scientific progress can be mandated by law.

You think that dead people should vote early and often, especially if they are American Indians in South Dakota.

You think Bush is a racist and Sharpton isn't.

[Welsh Rabbit]

If you think the ends justify the means.

[Sloth]

You say "If you don't like abortion, don't have one!" but scowl if I say "If you don't like guns, don't buy one."

[TheSpottedOwl]

Lol, what a hoot :)

[farmer18th]

You take your daughter to work. You make your son take sewing lessons. You make your husband change 51% of the diapers and you apologize to black people for a slavery your Northern protestant ancestors didn't take part in.

[techcor]

11. You believe in gun registration but think Bill Clinton was right to make a deal with N. Korea without any verification.

[Cinnamon Girl]

If you're FOR electric cars and AGAINST electric chairs.

[farmer18th]

You think Paula Poundstone is really funny--and probably a great mom!

You think Garrison Keillor is a great leader, but you don't quite understand his humor.

You lunge over the counter to purchase a "Wisdom of Maya Angelou" calendar.

[Cinnamon Girl]

You lunge over the counter to purchase a "Wisdom of Maya Angelou" calendar.

Good one.

[riri]

Excellent!!

[farmer18th]

The idea of composting all of your kitchen scraps really appeals to you, but somehow, you just haven't gotten around to it.