I'd laugh, but I know all too well that this is serious. I do know that there's an Islamic (terrorist) cell in Plainfield (about 5 miles from Indpls. International), so this doesn't surprise me, at all.
See:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/679270/posts
(there was a map showing all terrorist cells, but it's not here, anymore).
Sorry...forgot to close my sarcasm tag. I know its serious.