I asked my wife, the one who knows me best in this world.
I posed the question: What actor should portray me?
She said: Karl Malden.
I said: Thanks a lot, but he is dead.
I said: How about Gene Hackman?
She said: I could see him playing you.
I said: How about Sean Connery?
She said: ----- (Convulsive, spasmodic, writhing, fetal ball position laughter for about 10 minutes.)
Hmm....