USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Military Jokes ~ February 24 2003

68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub and FRiends of the Canteen

[southerngrit]

Hey Meekie - I found this lil doggie who's just itching to ante up at the cardgame your mutts are having. (I hear he's ripe for the picking). Can he come over and play?

[Kathy in Alaska]

WAITING FOR A LIFT — U.S. Air Force Staff Sgt. Dawn Anderson, a combat aerial videographer with the 1st Combat Camera Squadron at Charleston Air Force Base, S.C., waits outside a C-130 Hercules while maintainers take a look at the aircraft. U.S. Air Force photo by Staff Sgt. Cherie A. Thurlby

[SAMWolf]

Black Hawk down, 4 souls lost.

[MoJo2001]

Ma, you can always play the national anthems over and over again. Why don't you strike up Spain's national anthem. They supported us today. Of course, you could do Latvia's because I love their flag. Not as much as Old Glory, but it's a different look!! Woohoo!!

[Dubya]

While returning from a trip to visit his grandmother, a
friend of mine was stopped by a state trooper in for
exceeding the speed limit. Grateful to have received a
warning instead of a ticket, my friend gave him a small bag
of his grandmother's delicious chocolate chip cookies and
proceeded on his way.

Later, he was stopped by another trooper. "What have I
done?" he asked.

"Nothing," the trooper said, smiling. "I heard you were
passing out great chocolate chip cookies."

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How do you perceive law enforcement?

Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there
is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of
God.

Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the
ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to
themselves damnation. For rulers are not a terror to good
works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the
power? Do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of
the same: for he is the minister of God to thee for good.

But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth
not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a
revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.

Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but
also for conscience sake. For for this cause pay ye tribute
also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually
upon this very thing. Render therefore to all their dues:
tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear
to whom fear; honour to whom honour. -Romans 13:1

[southerngrit]

Glad you liked my cat.

Actually, THIS one better represents my outlook on life:

[fatima]

I saw that SAMWolf,prayers for all.

[tomkow6]

[Kathy in Alaska]

What a sweet child you are. LOL!! The .ram will play! No .wav and no mp3! This is not fair. I do like Spain's anthem. I need company. I will probably be here a minimum of 3 more hours.

I love my mummy! Thank you.

[snippy_about_it]

Thank you Sam, that's very moving.

[SAMWolf]

[tomkow6]

My fat cat is telling me it's time for bed; soooooooo:

Good night, all!

May God bless all who come to the Canteen.

May God bless & keep safe all our troops & their famlies!

Dear Lord,
There's a young man far from home,
called to serve his nation in time of war;
sent to defend our freedom
on some distant foreign shore.

We pray You keep him safe,
we pray You keep him strong,
we pray You send him safely home ...
for he's been away so long.

There's a young woman far from home,
serving her nation with pride.
Her step is strong, her step is sure,
there is courage in every stride.

We pray You keep her safe,
we pray You keep her strong,
we pray You send her safely home ...
for she's been away too long.

Bless those who await their safe return.
Bless those who mourn the lost.
Bless those who serve this country well,
no matter what the cost.

God, Bless America!

[MoJo2001]

I love my mummy!

Ya know!LOL!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Hi dandelion! Welcome to the Canteen. Thanks for bumping by.

[MoJo2001]

Goodnight, tomkow!! Sweet dreams Burka Man!

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Nite Brother!
God Bless You!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good night and sleep well, Tom. God bless you good for all the effort you go to to bring lots of good jokes for our troops. After my 1.25 hours of sleep, I was hopelessly behind. You and Beth seem to have been quite good today. Maybe tomorrow I can keep up better. Oh, and thanks for the terrific pictures you post showing our Military "at work".

[Kathy in Alaska]

snippy, what a PERFECT find for Radix! Great job of searching.

[LaDivaLoca]

Actually, THIS one better represents my outlook on life:

You know, that is so true.

[American Preservative]

To our Military -

Thank you for protecting US. Sleep well and safe. May you be protected. May your families' hearts be at ease.

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