Black XVI: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (BLOW AWAY, HUSSEIN!!!)

MUD's Nubile Mind ^ | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced to step down?
How many lives must the Socialists kill, before RATS are forever banned?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralism's DEAD!!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATS' Spin!!

How many fears must the Networks create before RATS're squashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy-keen?!!
How many times can RATS' Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATS' pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!!

How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see Slick LIES?
How many victims must one man have before the Rapist hears her cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Authority is VILE?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst Left's Spin,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down Clinton/Soddim/Treason.(gettin' outta the UN?!)

Mid...MUD

[poet]

I don't know the answer to that because the office is a political one. It would have to be a special man or woman to say, "damn the political fallout, full speed ahead"

I do know ashcrap, rudy or richard would not be my choices.

I persoonally think it's too late because of the gestapo act, oops, excuse me the "patriot act and the "homeland" (fatherland?) law. I suggest you read "patriot act 2 which is being considered. I heard one guy on foxnews say he didn't think "patriot 1 was not strong enough! Think about that for a moment, we need to violate the Constituion even further in his opinion. Can you say fatherland? That's what these people remind me of.

The Constitution is being trampled upon, my friend, and they are getting away with it, all in the name of a false security! For crying loud, the secret service allowed a minister k/a the "handshake man" to approach the podium and hand the Prez a "message" from god at a breakfast prayer meeting. These clowns are going to provide security for Americans? I think not!

FReegards

P.S. I know I'm going to catch hell for this reply, butm I'm a big boy.

[Mudboy Slim]

Thank you, Mr. Portnoy, fer not gettin' TOO Politically-Correct...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I do know ashcrap, rudy or richard would not be my choices."

Richard WHO?! Not Riordon, I hope...BWAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

My favorite would be Bob Barr, but I think Rudy's Good Will from 9/11 and his "BITE ME!!" attitude would be exquisite fer this DUTY!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I persoonally think it's too late..."

lalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal...I can't hear you....MUD

[poet]

That's funny, Mud. 8>). You've been watching to much Mad T.V.. I'm an optimistic pessimist on certain things!
8>)

FReegards

[FBD]

"Actually, those scintillatin' scenes are on MUD's pay-per-view site...LOL!!

Ain't the Grammies a HOOt?!!

I don't know...we turned it on just after Simon & Garfunkel just got done, and when the "No Doubt" gal started takin' off her clothes, my Sweedie said, "Turn it off".

She doesn't like it when I ogle...heh, heh...
Besides, my favorite actress, Natasha Henstridge would be jealous, if she knew I was lookn' at other "fantasy women"! LOL!

FRegards,
FBD

[FreeTheHostages]

I AM SO HAPPY NORAH JONES WON!! I discovered her first.

[sultan88]

"What happened to Waltrip today?"

I don't know. All the Chevies did bad. But I had Kurt Busch and Ricky Craven on my Fanasy Race Team, so I did very well, thank-you-very-much.

[sultan88]

How many times will our "allies" back down, and say we need to wait for Hans Blix?
How many days will that Frenchman insist that Iraq's weapons do not exist?
Yes, and how many days will the Germans reject the evidence that hasn't been missed?

The A.N.S.W.E.R. my FRiend, Chirac's pi$$in' in the wind,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fallout in Berlin.

[baseballfanjm]

Hey, how're you doing on you're goal of 10,000 replies?

[Mudboy Slim]

We're probably already over 10,000, but we ain't stoppin' 'til we're done...thanks fer pitchin' in, my FRiend.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

(5)"The A.N.S.W.E.R. my FRiend,
(7)Chirac's pi$$in' in the wind,
(9)SlixCancer...WE'll cut out VileClinton!!

Purty durned near a Haiku...SlixMUDZbi+c#!!!!

So Sayeth the Word of...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I AM SO HAPPY NORAH JONES WON!!

Do you think we could get her to bring a few more folks on-stage with her next time?!

"I discovered her first."

Never heard of her afore last night...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"we turned it on just after Simon & Garfunkel just got done"

I totally missed S&G's performance...were they good?! I also missed Springsteen's deal and had no idea Bono was there suckin' SlickWillie's tiny li'l willard...I gotta have a talk with my boy Bono!!

Bono: "I love you, Slick, why does Mudboy LOATHE you so?!"

Slick Willie: "Mudboy Don't Like Rapists and Mass-Murderers and Traitors like you and I do, Bono!!"

Bono: "But...but...I don't like Rapists and Mass-Murderers and Traitors either"

Slick Willie: "Well, you keep suckin' my li'l willard on-stage like you is right now and nobody on this planet will know the difference, PIE!!!"

MUD: "RE-Impeach Osama bil Clinton!! HARDER, this time!!"

"...when the "No Doubt" gal started takin' off her clothes, my Sweedie said, "Take it off, FBD!!"."

Too much information, dude...MUD

BTW..."She doesn't like it when I ogle...heh, heh..."

That's why I don't ogle no mo...I leer.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm an optimistic pessimist on certain things!"

Me, too...I'm pessimistic about my chances to beat Tiger Woods head-to-head in golf, but when I turn eligible fer the Senior Tour in 2013, I'm gonna have the Seniors' field to myself fer a few years until young Mr. Woods turns 50...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

The USO Canteen's "Military JokeFile!!"

"How many pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb, and the world revolves around him."

"How do you know if there is an pilot at your party?
He'll tell you."

"What's the difference between God and pilots?
God doesn't think he's a pilot...."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kosovo Slaughter"
(To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")

Yugoslavs thought they were sovereign...
Forgot 'bout that New World Order...
'Cuz NATO wanted a li'l more Power...
And Clinton's motives were VILE!!
Yeah, Slick Willie had a problem...
His Impeachment was bringin' him down...
Said, "Networks need 'em a story...
I'll bomb them Serbs outta town!!!"

Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!
Innocents slaughtered!!

Slick burned down that Waco House...
Kids FRIED!! What an Evil Sound...
In Viet Nam, Slick LIED and chickened out...
Now, Bill LOVES puttin' kids underground!!
When it all was over...
Them Sheeple they knew their place!!
But Slick's time is runnin' out...
SEEK JUSTICE...Slick must be DISGRACED!!!

Vile Waco Slaughter...small children, they did fry!!
Innocence slaughtered...

(Excellent guitar jammin')

We FReeped Slick up on Capitol Hill...
Slick's heart's empty, cold, and hard!!
Yes, we'll keep FReepin'...we must not stop!!
Left's just not Right!! The Righteous the Left doth fear!!
It's a worthwhile fight...gotta use our heads (UNNNHHH!!)
Truth's gonna save the day...
No matter what...Bill will feel Justice!!
We know...Slick knows...FReepers never forget!!

Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!!
Dethrone the TYRANT!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW..."Could not find anybody named 'Bono'"

[radu]

I love your way with words, Mudboy!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"FReedom"
(To be sung to PokerFace's "FReedom"...written by Paul Topete)

FREEEEEEDOM!!! Ain't just a word fer me...
It means everything!! I shout, "Vive Libertad!!"
Open yer eyes...Big Brother's no dream!!
Kick Left OUT!!! GIVE THEM...NOTHIN' BUT $#!+!!!
Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?!
They'll soon be doin' to you!!
You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me...
Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...

Float on by...down this River of Life...
You live yer Life...like yer Dead in it!!
Don't burn that flag...right in front of me...
Unless YOU WANT ME...ta KICK YER A$$!!

Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?!
They'll soon be doin' to you!!
You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me...
Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...

FReedom...not just words to me...
It means everything...I just love my Liberties!!!
Don't bust Ol' MUD...just fer smokin' his smokes...
Let MUD live...LET FREEDOM REIGN!!!

Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?!
They'll soon be doin' to you!!
You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me...
Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...

Hey Paul...I can sing this AT LEAST as good as you!! Great song, mi amigo...MUD


161 posted on 09/24/2001 3:40 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim (Israelis DID NOT Bomb the WTC!!!!!)

"Could not find anybody named 'pokerkid'"

Hmmmmmmm...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"God bless America and watch over our troops!!"

Likewise, my FRiend...MUD