Black XVI: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (BLOW AWAY, HUSSEIN!!!)

MUD's Nubile Mind ^ | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced to step down?
How many lives must the Socialists kill, before RATS are forever banned?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralism's DEAD!!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATS' Spin!!

How many fears must the Networks create before RATS're squashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy-keen?!!
How many times can RATS' Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATS' pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!!

How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see Slick LIES?
How many victims must one man have before the Rapist hears her cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Authority is VILE?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst Left's Spin,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down Clinton/Soddim/Treason.(gettin' outta the UN?!)

Mid...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ashcroft needs to go. Ridge, too."

59 posted on 02/28/2003 6:54 AM EST by George W. Bush"

Thank you, sir...keep up the GREAT WORK, FReepers got yer back...MUD

[jla]

and I choose Public/Private School Vouchers and the Elimination of the Department of ReEducation and I choose Medical Savings Accounts

About that Dept. of Ed., when their minions abuse & mistreat little kids, while at school, because the kids' have family members who'll defend freedom and serve with America's armed forces in the Liberation of Iraq...I'd say it is now time to disband the People's Dept. of Re-Edukation. .

Medical Savings Acct.'s...Dubya hasn't said any more about this for a while. I hope he still has it on his Things To Do list.

[jla]

New WTC

[FBD]

"Sorry Pal, yer a Purveyor of Panache, IMHO...MUD"

Ouch! why ya' hafta hit so hard? :^)

an' a good mornin' to you too, Mud!

I saw this 'toon, and couldn't hep' thinkin' of someone special...heh,heh!

[FBD]

"Yer slurrin yer words, dude...I know you said, 'deadskins' but you MEANT TO SAY "2004 World Champion Washington Redskins!!"

Good golly Miss Molly, yer' gettin' delusional! ...deadskins...denied....

[FBD]

And the winner is:

Group #1: Studio Libeskind

Its plan includes one soaring tower that stands 1,776 feet tall, and features several smaller steel towers. Studio Daniel Libeskind of Berlin built the Jewish Museum in Berlin and is working on an extension to the Denver Art Museum

[FBD]

"Been there...done that...bought a Walkman"...MUD

What part of NO RADIOS don't ya understand boy?...sheeesh yer a rule breaker aren't ya? That includes Walkmans on every site I've been on. But I forgot...yer one of those White Hat prima donnas, aren't ya? Differant rules, I spose...

[Landru]

"But that wasn't the gist of my post anyway."

Well in all honesty I'd thought there was the possibility what you'd said could be taken a couple different ways, j.
Took a slab at what I *thought* you might've been alluding to (all in an effort of getting myself off dead-center).

OK now let us sing together, "Getting to know you. Getting to know all about you!" ;^)

...cliche's here, cliche's there, cliche's everywhere. ~'nuff to make a fella wanna puke

[FBD]

"Something's definitely wrong. When he came back on air after the transplant he was not slurring over s's, sc's, ch's, like he has been."

jla, are you sure it's not the disgronificator in yer' radio?

[iceskater]

Hey, there's no need to disguise ourselves. Unless there was something slipped into the legislation that I've missed, the primaries are open. I've voted in democrat primaries before. I'll vote for Al this go round. It'll be great.

[sultan88]

"...the allegations cannot be proven beyond all reasonable doubt. The defence rests!"

Well then, I will have to vote Not Guilty based on your excellent summation. That is, unless the prosecution (Mudboy Slim) can offer more evidence, other than the suggestion that the alleged thong is edible.

Landru, you may have skated this time. But it pays to have a good defense counsel, doesn't it?

[Landru]

"Having perused said post, I would like to point out that while my prospective client, Mr. Landru, may have admitted to having possession of a thong, there is no indication that said apparell was ever worn by him.

While possession of a thong, may in itself lead to suspicion that my prospective client, Mr. Landru may have had intent to wear said article, there is absolutely nothing conclusive to indicate that he, in fact did.

Therefore, I would urge the Black Thread jury, in this instance, to strike out proceedings on the basis that the allegations cannot be proven beyond all reasonable doubt. The defence rests!"
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~eh, yea!!!!!
What she said, sultan.

~snip~

Hey Gal?
My proposal of marriage??
It's still open, y'know.

Of course she'll take me to the proverbial cleaners -- in spite of your best legalistic efforts to the contrary -- so just be forewarned:
1) Like magic [$.5x10⁶] of my art silently & swiftly morphs into her art. *voila'*!
2) The sports cars -- & *especially* the '03 -- goneski. Think the cars are *fast*, watch her lawyers work. (~bet we could hook into the smaller Citroen for pennies on the dollar shortly tho' as soon as parts dry up & get scarce?)
3) 5,000+ sq/ft home shrinks to barely 900 when we take possession of our *new* trailer. Think of it as "The incredible Shrinking House." [sorry for the cliche's, couldn't help myself...] But I promise you HappyGal: the roof won't leak & hot water heater work even if the furnace doesn't; plus, it can be moved on a moment's notice...)
4) Vacation condos -- goneski -- still...I'm told fishin' for Fiddlers using cane poles in the Ohio River during June, July & August is a real ball. Even better if ya got a raft to reach the sandbars, too. Lots of sun. Kinda *like* a vacation. :o)

So, aside from the difference in our years?

...I'm sure *love* can overcome anything, right? ;^)

[sultan88]

Haven't noticed the slurring myself, but I will be listening more carefully the next time I have Rush on.

[Mudboy Slim]

Hey French Ba$+ard Dude, I think yer Right, it IS jla's disgronificator malfunctioning...ROFL!!!...oooops, can't do that here...MUD

BTW..."Could not find anybody named 'disgronificator'

[Mudboy Slim]

"...the next time I have Rush on."

When you tape the EIB incessantly, Rush is ALWAYS ON!!

FReegards...MUD

[FBD]

ya know Mud...I don't care what that FBL character says...
He had the Pontificator all wrong...

Anyone that can cultivate a crop o' cliché’s like that crusty codger can, is alright in this jingoist's opinion.

And yours truly might be mighty magnificent at makin' "dancin' dots"...
but no one comes close to the thong's ~squiggles~ and *{giggles}*.

FRegards,
FBD

btw; PJ agrees wid me:
"I'm not a liberal, so I don't have an infinite grasp on things I know nothing about."-- P.J. O'Rourke

[sultan88]

Great. At least you and I will be pulling the Sharpton lever on February 10th. Wouldn't it be somethin' if we could pull this off for Big Al in one of the (now) early primaries. Oh Happy Days!

[Mudboy Slim]

"...there is absolutely nothing conclusive to indicate that he, in fact did."

FWIW...I have photographic evidence that Landru was INDEED wearing the Thong in question...if it pleases the court, could I please have a recess until after lunch to provide said photographic evidence. As I recall, Landru looked quite similar to a MULE in said photo, a photo that can, indeed, be found on the Black threads.

My most humble FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Marchin' on DeeCee"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Racin' in the Streets")

I got a worn-out ol' computer with a 486...
Fax machine and patriotism galore.
Left's threatnin' our Rights with all their Guv'ment rot...
Clinton's a Chinese Communist Whore!
Me and my FReeper buddies gonna fight to the last...
Gonna kick Ol' Slick right outta town.
'Cuz Bill took Chinese money, helped our Nukes get snatched...
We'll Re-Impeach, then we'll CONVICT that clown!!

Tonight, we fight Slick's White House Blight...
We're gonna knock that Traitor outta his seat!
Summer's here and the time is right...
For marchin' on DeeCee!

We decry corruption when we see'it...
We expose tyranny by the State.
When Limbaugh shuts down, we hit the DrudgeReport...
We're all funded by "Dick" Mellon-Scaife.
Now some folks, they just give up caring...
And start givin' up their Liberties, piece by piece.
Some folks come home from work and wash up...
Then go hit the Web to FReep!!

Tonight, we fight Left's Treas'nous Blight...
We're gonna stomp those Lib'rals beneath our feet!
Summer's here and the time's just right...
We're gonna bring down those Elites!!

(Keyboard/Percussion)

We met him and his "schtick" eight years ago...
Sixties' Lib'ral with "an eye for the babes."
With far-Left Media at his back....
Slick told the World he's here to stay!
But now there's Treason, Rape, and Chinese spies...
So many lies...Oh no, it just ain't Right!
This Country's drones, they need a spark...
Need Ol' Mudboy singin', "It's worth the fight!"

Slick spunked on the floor of our great White House...
But folks said, "Wait, 'cuz Wall Street's soarin'!"
They stare off all numb, afraid to fight...
Trustin' LIES of folks who slaughter the Unborn.
For all you mind-numbed robots and Network "hotshots"...
Ignorin' crimes to beat the Band.
Tonight, the Sheeple and me, we're gonna take back DeeCee...
And purge this filth from our Land!

Tonight, we fight the righteous fight...
Out of our way, Lib'rals, you best keep!
'Cuz Summer's here and the mood's just Right...
For FReepin' on DeeCee!

(Keyboard/Percussion to fade)

Mudboy Slim

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Just over two centuries ago, our forefathers risked Life, Liberty, and their personal fortunes to stand up against an over-bearing and tyrannical government. Because of their courage and determination, the original Thirteen Colonies became what we now know as the United States of America.
Therefore, our honored forebears were all-too-aware of the propensity for central governing bureaucracies to grow out of control. The writers of our Constitution, in an attempt to protect the citizenry from this eventuality, chose to enumerate our individual liberties in the Bill of Rights. The First Amendment includes "the right to free speech," which not only protected the individual's right to speak out against the government, but also enabled the Fourth Branch of Government--the Free Press, if you will--to flourish. For over two hundred years, this watchdog Media has turned over many rocks, exposing the dark under-belly of American politics...UNTIL NOW!!

Presently occupying the Oval Office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, is a small petty man, heading a vast criminal conspiracy. Bill Clinton most certainly committed multiple felonies and obstructed justice in the Monica Lewinsky matter. A morally-weak, spineless Senate was not up to the task of removing him from office, making a mockery of our Legal System as the #1 Law Enforcement Officer in the land is master-minding a relentless attack on The Rule of Law; however, it is clear that Clinton is "Guilty" (beyond all reasonable doubts) of multiple felonies and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!

Since escaping Justice in the Impeachment Trial, Mr. Clinton has been credibly accused of Violent RAPE by one nice woman, Ms. Juanita Broaddrick. Either this is a major slander against the good name of an innocent man...or else Bill Clinton raped and violently bit the lip of this young woman. If it wasn't true, don't you think the Rapist-in-Chief would have come out a bit more strongly in his own defense?!

Now, we come to find out the President of the United States is most likely guilty of TREASON, for accepting illegal foreign campaign donations from the Communist Chinese in exchange for basically offering a free run of our Nuclear Weapons Labs and authorizing high technology transfers through key Democratic National Committee contributors, Hughes and Loral. Corruption never ran as deep and as wide as is the case with this Administration!!

Yes, when it comes to brazenly flouting the laws and mores of this Country, this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators is charting a new course. Yet, the blatantly Left-Wing Media can't find the time or the manpower to investigate/report the Truth about Slick Willie's Felonious Behavior, the "dark side" of the man who could violently rape a supportor and suggest as he left, "Better put some ice on that, baby!" No, our "Free Press" cannot even find it in themselves to report on the TREASON committed by Bill Clinton, in which each and every man, woman, and child in America is now significantly more at risk than 8 years ago, simply because Bill Clinton needed some illegal contributions to retain his tenuous hold on the reins of Power.

We've seen how ridiculous the Yugoslavian State-controlled Media Propoganda Machine looked in the recent conflagration in Kosovo...who amongst the Media Poltroons can explain to me the difference between Clinton's Media and Slobo's. Fortunately, the Network drones are becoming irrelevant!

If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupies the Oval Office, here's the gameplan...

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DE-PENSION. DISBAR. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. (COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)

Quite Sincerely,
Mudboy Slim

P.S. "On the 1st day of March in the Two-Thousand Third Year of our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Sylvan Theater in Washington, DC. This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our great Country!! Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of William Jefferson Clinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!

So sayeth the word of...MUD

1 Posted on 07/03/2000 10:07:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.HARDER!!)

[Mudboy Slim]

600...MUD