Black XVI: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (BLOW AWAY, HUSSEIN!!!)

MUD's Nubile Mind ^ | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced to step down?
How many lives must the Socialists kill, before RATS are forever banned?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralism's DEAD!!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATS' Spin!!

How many fears must the Networks create before RATS're squashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy-keen?!!
How many times can RATS' Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATS' pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!!

How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see Slick LIES?
How many victims must one man have before the Rapist hears her cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Authority is VILE?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst Left's Spin,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down Clinton/Soddim/Treason.(gettin' outta the UN?!)

Mid...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks, my FRiend, but I ain't got there...YET!!

FReegards...MUD

[blackie]

"Blackie?! Sane?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD"

Come on MUD, give the old curmudgeon a break. :):)

[Mudboy Slim]

Heh heh heh...MUD

She logs in under the name "Cyber-Band"...as do PapaJohn and MamaSue...MUD

BTW..."Could not find anybody named 'MissuzMUD'
Could not find anybody named 'MamaSue'

YET!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

ROFL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I might get to meet the Pres and First Lady."

Goode fer YOU, my FRiend...I hear they are really nice folks...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Eugene is a fun place to live, there are more conservatives here than you would think...Rush Limbaugh has the highest rated radio show in the area."

Richmond, too...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

That's what you git fer thinkin', BOY...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Let US Scream LOUDER!!"

I agree...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

And Slick was almost to the door when stand watie said,
"You tip your hat to this lady, son!!!!"
But when Bill did all that hair fell out from underneath.

YOU Da Man, SW...MUD

[stand watie]

!!!

[carlo3b]

You Da Man.....MudMan kickin A$$ taken names...Yehaaaaaaaa

[stand watie]

!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Rush Limbaugh..."kickin A$$ taken names...Yehaaaaaaaa!!"

When's Durbin up fer reelection?!

RATS're DEAD...MUD

BTW...JFKerry Shall Be the DemonRAT Nominee in '04 'cuz he is Self-Financing thanks to Senator Heinz' wife's fortune...HOO the Heck Killed Heinz?!

[FBD]

"FBD...challenge him, dude...

Geesh Mud, were you one of those kids in school that always egged guys into a fight? LOL! ;^D

Well, I guess Landru and I won’t be exchanging Christmas presents this year…Darn…

What I enjoy about your thread Mud, is the fact that you and your friends are very funny and creative.
(with the exception of one person, who shall remain un-named.)

Whether it’s Happy gal’s poems, Sultan’s stories, your parody lyrics, conservative musicians thoughts on music, jla and Iceskater’s political opinions, etc. : You are all very refreshing and original. I won’t pretend to have any of the literary, or musical skills that any of you folks have.

When I read the “all knowing machine’s” posts; I feel like I’m reading a damn Book of Cliché’s.
If he’s not: “whispering in your ear“, he’s telling you that you’re: “whistling past the graveyard”.
To top it off, he insists on giving out “free advise” whether it’s solicited, or not.

Here’s a thought, Oh Pompous Pontificator;
Instead of Posting Pearly Platitudes of Plagiarized Phrases, try using your own words and thoughts just once in a while. And that advise is free, as well.

Sincere Fregards,
FBD

BTW, Does anyone know who the author of the following quote is?
I'd like to know, (I'm quite sure it wasn't Landru)...

"No one escapes when freedom fails.
The best men rot in filthy jails,
and those who cried, 'Appease, appease!'
are hanged by those they tried to please."

[jla]

Does anyone know who the author of the following quote is?

Freddy Bastiat

[Mudboy Slim]

"I guess Landru and I won’t be exchanging Christmas presents this year...Darn..."

Wanna BET?!

FBD, yer still clearin' out the cobwebs, but Yer awww-RIGHT!! in my thread...MUD

BTW...to the best of MUD's understanding, none of the above-pinged--and/or their designees, real or imagined--have OFFICIALLY asked to be left OFF of the DREADED MBSpinglist**...if I am wrong on this interpretation, I would appreciate the opportunity to examine the EvidenceToTheContrary prior to losing Posting Privileges and removing this post. Thanks, AM, yer the best!!

**A MBSpinglist I hereby swear DOES NOT EXIST...FWIW!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"conservative musicians thoughts on music"

Landru has interesting thoughts on music, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I won’t pretend to have any of the literary, or musical skills that any of you folks have."

Overly-humble folks git the arses WHUPPED on the Black threads, son...take that back to where ya found it!!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"When I read the “all knowing machine’s” posts; I feel like I’m reading a damn Book of Cliché’s."

OWWWWCHHHH...that hadta hurt, Landru...Mye-Gaaaawwwd, are you gonna just SIT THERE AND TAKE IT?! Oh man, you ain't the Guy you pretend to be, dude, not if'n you don't respond to that!! I mean, that hurt me fer ya, dude...you KNOW how cliche'd you can be at times!

MUD

BTW...flick 'im with the edible thong undies, dude...that'll show him!!

[blackie]

What ever happened to old A+Bert ... he still owes me a steak dinner for the '00 election. :)