Have you ever had one or more parts of your body get extremely cold?
Here are some suggestions for warming them as I have been told.
If you have cold hands you may rub them together.
You may pack them up and send them to someplace with warmer weather.
If your problem is a cold nose, here is what you may do.
If by chance cold ears are your problem the same answer is for you.
Take a hot water bottle and stick in your head.
Be sure to take out your head before they pronounce you as dead.
If you have an extremely cold fanny and it is painful to sit.
Fill your bathtub with cold water and then go sit in it.
If you have a cold chest here is what I have heard that works best.
Get your sweetheart to cuddle up against your chest.
You may have had some very cold toes.
We will now consider some methods for warming your toes.
You may rub them on your puppy’s warm fuzzy belly.
You may stick them into a bowl of your favorite warmed up jelly.
Your may rub them on someone’s bare back.
Be prepared for when they retaliate because that is a fact.
You may stick them into a hot oven or a lit fireplace.
You will know when to pull them out by the painful expression you
will be wearing on your face.
Virgil Brown
© 1999