[Bubba_Leroy]

If I cut off my arms and legs will a court hold that I am legally an earthworm?

It never ceases to amaze me that the medical industry has accepted mutilation as "treatment" for a psychiatric disorder.

[Polybius]

If I cut off my arms and legs will a court hold that I am legally an earthworm?

If you are French President Jacques Chirac, the answer would be , "Yes".

The Sun prints a paper in French to shame wriggly wobbler Chirac