[Joe 6-pack]

I started spelling his name, "chIRAQ," weeks ago...

[RightWhale]

See? I knew I couldn't possibly be the first to make that connection. But it was today's revelation from the Akashic plane, and such revelations usually turn out to be things we should have known all along. Somebody please call Chirac on his cell phone and tell him; do it in the interest of whirled peas.