A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....02-20-03...What really scares the bejeebers

JohnHuang2 and Billie | JohnHuang2

[MeekOneGOP]

BTW....almost a week for poor little Clara...feel SO bad LOL! Moral of the story...never buy a Mercedes!

LOL ! Yep. Or get directions to divorce court instead...

Funny, too. Right after she was convicted of murder, FOX started using the "Murder by Mercedes" headline, lol...

[LadyX]

That predawn 5-mile run in invigorating salt air sped up the healing process of my little boo-boo, Cap'n.
The crew is shaping up, and hammock assignments are under consideration.
Fred, per usual, prefers his own little dinghy so he can get on his neon yellow water skis behind the vessel when he likes.

Putting Meekie in charge of the galley was a stroke of brilliance. His hot beverages are without equal and Carlsbad Caveman is creative with the endless Spam supply.

Buck up, crew - we sail in 4 1/2 days!!

[humblegunner]

Buck up, crew - we sail in 4 1/2 days!!

And me still without an itenerary! Crikey, some Countries have
what you call "State Variations" regarding what one may and may not
bring into them.. Ah, well, we shall adapt as always.

[michigander]

That predawn 5-mile run in invigorating salt air...

I will be monitoring the "activities" from the crows nest.
A report of such will be made upon request (at my discretion).
Bribery is acceptable. Ahem, expected.
Allocation of spare life boat covering material

(for dire emergency purposes) will be considered upon that basis.

[Bob J]

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[WVNan]

Another keeper Billie. John's commentaries are wonderful all by them selves, but infinitely more so when coupled with your artistic talents. Thank you.

[michigander]

It is blatently apparent some of the crew have no military experience (see #86) and they will therefore require considerably more intensive training. Also, you need to explain about rank having its privileges.

Training? Rank?? Privileges?!?

Pffffftttt!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WVNan]

Hello Temple Owl. Haven't seen you for some time. Always glad to see you drop in with your pearls of wisdom.

[Pippin]

"Merry Land"?

Billie! Meekie's picking on me!.LOL!

[Pippin]

Want me to send you some gool old Merry Land snow?

[WVNan]

WAIT FOR ME CAP'N! I'll meet you in San Diego on Tuesday. I've discovered a new bilge pump cleaner guaranteed to make the bilge pump shine like gold. I've also purchased some new boots with non-skid soles for climbing the mast and clinging to the crow's nest while I attempt to spy vestiges of land in the distance. Of course I will need a larger cabin to accomodate the new equipment. I might add that I have entreated the Almighty for fair winds and peace amongst the crew members. As for Thud, my prayer is that he will show tolerance for the Gizzmutt. How soon after sailing will we hold the initiation of the new crew members? Far be it from me to tell them about walking the plank at midnight on the first night out. As Cap'n you shall reveal that part of the voyage yourself.

[Pippin]

Yep!

[Pippin]

((((HUGS)))) to you too!

[WVNan]

Thank you for a very thoughful and informed commentary John. Of course it's no more than we have become accustomed to expecting. Your knowledge would fill this many books. You will notice that they are GOP books.

[Pippin]

You be careful cleaning the bilge pump, Nan! Remember what happened to MistyCA when she cleaned it? LOL

[WVNan]

Hi dutchess. Are you getting dug out from under? The ice melted off the trees today and boy are the trees a mess. The country roads are still closed because of downed trees. We had to go to a funeral home tonight and some people had to get there from out in the country. Kathy said it took them an hour to get there and they only live about 15 min. away. She and family are still without electric. We tried to get them to come stay with us, but they are going to tough it out.

Well, it looks like the Mobius Triangle will be sailing on Tuesday. Are you and the Gizzmutt ready to sail? I've requested a larger cabin this year. I guess the Gizzmutt is excited at the prospect of the voyage.

[WVNan]

Hi Pip. I was trolling and found this little guy who made me think of you.

[Pippin]

Adorable!

Thank You Nan!

[WVNan]

Hi B's G. Glad you dropped back over. We have some "code" things going here. Billie and Thin Man try to out-insult each other. Louie (the Wolf) is always angling (begging) for hugs from the ladies, Just Frank is Just Amy's alter-ego who escapes from time to time to post horrible jokes that can be subject to censorship. ofMagog has a Yacht named the Mobius Triangle (it's real) that he sails around the world. We go along as his ill-conceived crew of stooges. You will find us anchored in romantic harbors in desert islands. Silly Shelly tries to outdo Just Frank in the joke department and Silly Sally, her cousin, is just plain silly. FreeTheHostages is only half a hostess (we haven't figured that one out yet). Meek brings the coffee to keep us awake. Billie, daisy, dansangel and Mama_Bear are burdened with the task of herding all these cats. See, just your normal tread on FR.

[WVNan]

Hi my Lady. I'm still in prayer for your healing. How did today go?