[gov_bean_ counter]

Dang, never seen a white chipmunk before.

[sheltonmac]

"The stick up my butt? Oh, about this big."

[nothingnew]

"Crabman" getting ready to battle with "Godzilla"?

FMCDH

[rightwingreligiousfanatic]

They said they found my eyebrows, but then it turned out to be a joke..... Will whoever took my eyebrows please return them now? This isn't funny any more..... I'm trying to run for President, here....

[Quanah]

So...I put a hand on each side of Hillary's butt, and puckered up...like this..

[RansomOttawa]

Whoever poses those mannequins ought to get a little more creative.

[spodefly]

"Hey, if Sharpton can run, why shouldn't I? It's not like people are expecting much."

[dead]

OMG! Look at that crazy left eye!

It's going to haunt my dreams.

[uglybiker]

Ya know, folks don't really call me DICK just because my name is Richard.

[Brett66]

"Hey, does anyone honestly think I'll make it past the primaries?"

[E=MC²]

"And this is my young jimmy cahter impression." "And this is my algore impression." "And this is my tommy dashhole impression." "And this is my hilliary klinton impression."

[UCFRoadWarrior]

"....Unlike my fellow Democrat opponents in 2004....I promise that welfare checks will be this big...."

[Tamzee]

Go ahead, really, drink the Kool-aid, it's good for ya...would we lie??

[r9etb]

Gephardt -- betcha didn't know about his old acting job....

[JDoutrider]

"E.T." aka "Bondoman" demonstrates how far his campaign will go...

[Just another Joe]

I'm only thiiis much of a space alien.
Can't you tell?

[metalurgist]

If I was Pinochio, my nose would have grown this much during this speach.

[timydnuc]

Dickie: "So you see, I really do have eyebrows. They are transplants from my pubic hair, but they are eyebrows none the less"!

[pankot]

"And so my wife said: 'Dickie, if you were a turd you'd be this big!'"

[tet68]

" I am NOT a Ken doll!"