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LAUGH BREAK Bill, Tom and Teddy were sitting in a bar.......
Posted on 02/19/2003 7:40:27 AM PST by Liz
President Clinton, Sens Tom Daschle and Teddy Kennedy were sitting in a bar discussing their wives.
Teddy says, "I think my wife is fooling around on me. I went home the other day and found an empty fifth of Scotch whiskey and the Congressional Record under our bed. I think she's cheatin' on me with a damn Congressman!"
Tom said, " I think my wife is being unfaithful. The other day I went home and found bundles of unmarked hundred dollar bills and my Rolodex under our bed. I think she's cheatin' on me with a lobbyist!"
Bill joins in and says, "You think that's bad, when I got home I found a cowboy under my bed. My wife is cheatin' on me with a damn horse!"
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posted on
02/19/2003 7:40:27 AM PST
by
Liz
To: Liz
Senator Ted Kennedy walks out of a bar.....hey, it can happen.
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posted on
02/19/2003 7:42:21 AM PST
by
Lee Heggy
("A Frenchman's home is where another man's wife is." M. Twain)
To: Liz
Hillary is a HOG!
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posted on
02/19/2003 7:43:39 AM PST
by
blam
To: Lee Heggy
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posted on
02/19/2003 7:44:53 AM PST
by
mikeb704
To: Liz
Bill joins in and says,
"You think that's bad, when I got home I found a cowboy under my bed. My wife is cheatin' on me with a damn horse!""I'm begining to think too much sex is making me forgetful."
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posted on
02/19/2003 7:47:53 AM PST
by
Dust in the Wind
(¡Si usted permanece en este país, usted debe aprender es el idioma oficial!)
To: Liz
Hillary cannot cheat sexually on her white collar crime partner, and Bill never cheated on her. This is only a business arrangement.
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posted on
02/19/2003 7:48:19 AM PST
by
Blue Collar Christian
(Okie by proxy, raised by Yankees, temporarily Californian)
To: mikeb704
better joke...
"Teddy, Teddy, I think I'm pregnant, what shall I do?...!"
"Don't worry Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it"
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posted on
02/19/2003 10:46:44 AM PST
by
Wil H
To: Lee Heggy
....but only if he bought a couple of fifths "to go".......
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posted on
02/19/2003 10:55:44 AM PST
by
Liz
To: Lee Heggy
Senator Ted Kennedy walks out of a bar.....hey, it can happen. Yeah, it's possible. That is how he goes from one bar to another.
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posted on
02/19/2003 11:04:29 AM PST
by
PetroniDE
(WAR ON !!!)
To: Liz
President Clinton, Sens Tom Daschle and Teddy Kennedy were sitting in a bar discussing their wives...Teddy says, "Mye waife haates Ameriker. She' wahnts to moove to Frahnce."
Tiny Tommy chirps, "Oh, yeah? Well, my wife hates America, too! She wants me to propose a bill that will ban all SUV's, grant amnesty to all illegals, AND raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour!"
"Hoh, man!" cried Bill, "Yor wahves ar' all stoopit. Mine hates America so much, that bein' a Senator ain't nearly enuf. She wahnts t'be Prez-E-dent, too!!!"
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posted on
02/19/2003 9:24:53 PM PST
by
BradyLS
To: BradyLS
Heheheh.
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posted on
02/20/2003 2:16:27 AM PST
by
Liz
To: Liz
A man was traveling in Europe. He received a phone call from, America that his father had taken deathly ill. His mother asked him to return home immediately to see his father for the last time.
As he got off the plane in New York to take the train, he realized that he had lost his passport.
He went through customs and was stopped by the customs agent. The agent said..."Sorry Sir but you must have some proof that you are who you say you are and an American citizen."
The traveler asked.." Please sir, allow me to pass. My father is dying and I want to see him."
The customs agent said..."Sorry, but in order to continue on, you must prove to me that you are a citizen of the USA."
The traveler then said..."Well, I can prove that I am a citizen."
He then pulled down his pants and on his left butt cheek he had a tattoo of Bill Clinton. On his right butt cheek he had a tattoo of Al Gore.
The customs agent was amazed. He said..." Oh sir, this is incredable.I've never seen such patriotism in all my life. Go on and I hope that everything is OK with your dad in Massachusets. "
The traveler amazed asked the agent,,," How did you know that I'm from Massachusets? "
The customs agent replied..." Well isn't that Ted Kennedy in the middle?"
To: Radioactive; CARepubGal
Best Teddy joke I've ever heard (tears running down my face - jaws hurting from laughter).
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posted on
02/20/2003 4:03:04 AM PST
by
Liz
To: Radioactive
this is going to my address book. beautiful
To: Radioactive; metesky; Madame Dufarge; harpseal
FOFLMAO! That is hilarious!
To: Radioactive; Leisler
Bee-you-ti-ful!
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posted on
02/21/2003 2:03:06 AM PST
by
metesky
(My retirement fund is holding steady @ $.05 a can.)
To: CARepubGal; Radioactive
Thanks for the ping CARepubGal.
Funny, funny!
To: Madame Dufarge
I though you guys would get a kick out of this post. SNL on the Comedy Channel reran Kennedy Jeopardy (Willie, Michael and Uncle Teddy were contestants. I about died laughing at the questions and answers from this unholy trio.
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