[Poohbah]

BUMPITY-BUMP-BANG-THUD-CRASH (oops)

The differences between the services:

Tell one NCO from each service to "secure that building."

The sailor will walk through the building, turning off the lights and locking the doors.

The soldier will post sentries at each entrance to the building, with orders to let no one enter unless they had a pass.

The Marine will lead an assault on the building, dig in, and call in preregistered supporting fires.

The airman will take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.

The coastguardsman will tow the building to a safe harbor and give it a courtesy maritime safety inspection.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks, Poohbah, for stopping by and sharing a joke for our troops. And thank you, too, for your service to our country.